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I’m not responsible for this country’s shipwreck. If no one out there understands,start your own revolution and cut out the middle man. @wooly61.bsky.social

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@SalfordMe2023 Complete with optional passenger seat .

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@miffythegamer I read that as 4kg and after some thought I probably wasn’t wrong.🤔😂

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@OWS1892 @ShadowyPM £22 if you want it signed.😂

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@ShadowyPM This clown was on Newsnight a couple of months back legs akimbo with his flies open.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

START THE COUNT.

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@RyanEL73 His name is Chris not Shirley.

[Cyndi..🌻🌹💙🩵🎶 @cyndiwanek]

😅😅😅😅😅

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@stuzi_pants Green is the new Gold just as Baldrick predicted.

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@DachshundColin Who could have predicted that ?🤔

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@TheMeldrew @ShirtsofNeil I bet they can’t accurately tell the distance to the spoons toilet though.😬

[Maggie Reed @mermaidmamamags]

The reflecting pool is peeling! #politicalcomedy #politicalcommentary #pool #comedy

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Just in: During the G7 summit the United Kingdom has knighted President Trump.

They have named him Sir Ender.

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@Nigel_Farage @England Proper nob.

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@TheTweetOfGod Born to run wasn’t written about incontinence whatever they tell you.

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@SkewSmug I think she glares more than watches.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

To floating voters in #Makerfield, I say this: firstly congrats on achieving levitation, and more importantly the Conservatives have been polling at 1%. #VoteBinface and we can beat the Tories, pulling off the biggest electoral humiliation since I beat Britain First in 2024!

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@RobBfromDerby Hydration break.

[Hanty V @mostly_grumpy]

Hydration break

[Jim Nauseum 2.0 @jim_nauseum2]

@Stephis_world Heard you're a bloke pretending to be a woman to attract lechy men for clicks and engagement. Been doing this fake shite for a while haven't ya, "Stephi"?! 😬

I'll be sure to let all those photographers know you've been fuckin' around with their work 👍🏼

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@DachshundColin Asked if it was a good idea.