I LOVE BEING FROM FLORIDA!!! I LOVE FRESHWATER SPRINGS, I LOVE BEACHES, I LOVE THUNDERSTORMS, I LOVE OUR LATINO NEIGHBORS, I LOVE OUR BLACK NEIGHBORS, I LOVE OUR IMMIGRANT NEIGHBORS, I LOVE BEING QUEER IN FLORIDA, I LOVE FLORIDA
I'm very averse to anti-Florida rhetoric. There is a rich queer and multi-racial working class history here. Some of y'all give pretentious when you say you'd rather die than live in this state
they’re tryna make this chic now that the rich girls are wearing them but if u had fake airpods that lit up blue in school they’d treat u like a second class citizen
The reason why america is declining rn is bc hoes dont dream about living in LA or NYC anymore now hoes r dreaming about living in trashy ass Tampa, Florida.
Florida really is beautiful in a comicslly hellish terrifying sort of way. Our key endorsements in the governor race were Sophie Rain and Asmongold. Unbelievable stuff
"It's a baby" when you're banning abortion.
"It's a burden" when it needs food stamps.
"It's a thug" when it's 16.
"It's an illegal" when it crosses a border.
Your "pro-life" has an expiration date. And a race. And a tax bracket.