Kristin Mahler

i smell like beef

[kelly @kelllicopter]

hey i’m going to hell does anyone need anything

[kyt @kyttenjanae]

so excited for the season finale of America tonight

[Kristin Mahler @wooskiebones]

me, alone, remembering something I have to do and thinking out loud: "oh yeah remind me to do that"

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

i just want a guy to send me memes and touch my butt in mcdonald's. i ask for so little from the universe. also i need 7 billion dollars

[t @wtwwtww]

murderer: any last words?

me: thanks

[Kristin Mahler @wooskiebones]

guy on bumble: "not interested in shallow girls who post too many selfies" guy: is a male model who only posts selfies

[Dee @figgled]

Darling, top up my wine and put on Mozart's piano concerto, would you? I have to make a meme about killing myself

[Dee @figgled]

hmm which instagram filter will best hide my garbage personality

[Dee @figgled]

rt if u agree

[t @wtwwtww]

how to casually tell someone there's a graveyard inside you

[t @wtwwtww]

selena gomez: let's use our voice for what really matters

selena: *doesn't voice out about anything*

selena: *doesn't even actually sing*

[pero anyway @fatimalmao]

taylor swift and selena gomez trying to think of a way to make all this about feminism

[Kristin Mahler @wooskiebones]

"I've given up on so many dreams" - @kenziemarsh

[Kristin Mahler @wooskiebones]

@adub1004 goes with out saying my boo 💖💕

[Kristin Mahler @wooskiebones]

@adub1004 so dont evn try to tell me that ur not the guy cause I've been waiting all my life for someone just like u ur it ur the ultimate u

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

RAPE CULTURE: Brock Turner's dad is sad he only got "20 minutes of action" & doesn't even like eating steaks anymore

[Kristin Mahler @wooskiebones]

real words a white boy just spoke to me: "I actually don't use salt in any of my recipes, so..."....sooooo.