Dylon Wooten

App State Alum

[Snobby Scheffler @SnobbyScheffler]

Your Golf Tour is fantastic so far (Team George is boring) and Chance Taylor is the best player on team Horvat

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Shilllin @realDonaldTrump Make it 39 times! I am most definitely sober. Nobel here I come.

[Pat “Beave” Cassidy 🦫 ( • )( • ) @HardFactorPat]

Love seeing a man teaching his dog to respect Scottie’s skill.

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

No Allegations.
No Alcohol.
No Drugs.
No Scandals.
No Drama.
No Gambling.

Just a damn good golfer.

[Justin @justinlent25]

@NUCLRGOLF @Skratch If only he did a bunch of pills and drugs and flipped and crashed his car multiple times everyone would love him.

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

Just outbid a young couple expecting their first kid on a 3/2 with 1,400 sq ft

I got their number for when it’s ready to rent so they get first dibs

Doing the right thing feels nice

[Johnny Johnson @johndog68]

I want unplayable. I want these guys to bitch. I don’t want the ball to stop rolling. I want +5 to win. Give me carnage. Do the right thing @USGA

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

A cashier at McDonald’s makes $10k a year

The CEO at McDonald’s makes $10 million a year

Yet more people choose to be a cashier

Makes zero sense to me

[GenXGirl @GenXGirl1994]

Fixed it.

[Tappy Gilmore @HappysBurner]

Can we plz stop throwing zyns all over the golf course?

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Dylon Wooten @WootenDylon]

@b9bozzi Add Roaring Gap to NC and add Yeamans Hall to SC

[Robert Barnes @barnes_law]

Trump proposes new American flag for our 250th anniversary.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Rory McIlroy has a bad round: Throws shade at the course set-up

Rory hits a bad shot: Tries to get a fan kicked out

There’s no bigger crybaby in golf.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

TPUSA won’t endorse Thomas Massie after Charlie spent years praising him.

That tells you everything.

Fuck them and fuck Erika too.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Been together for 55 years. No scandals. No turmoil. Just 2 people who love each other and have always been faithful even in tough times.

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

Top scorers in the Lakers/Thunder series:

1. LeBron
2. Thunder player
3. Thunder player
4. Thunder player
5. Lakers player

Tale as old as time