Brian Freeman

11th and 12th-grade English teacher, musician, crackpot. Bent on world domination. Approach with caution. May flee if threatened.

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

Billie Jean is my lover.

[sarah @sablaah]

i've spent all this time thinking the sunk cost fallacy isn't real, so i'm certainly not gonna start believing in it now

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

Once, just once, I would like to see a fat doctor.

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

Why don’t they call it ‘cold’ slaw?

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

I’m going to create an OnlyFans and just upload pictures of ceiling fans.

[Ashley White | Chicago Esthetician @skinclasshero]

my camera roll when I take my iPad back from a toddler

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

CARS Long Swing Trade Predictions - #CARS chart https://t.co/6nWTlvryQz

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/VJuMmNtcAz Let's Make The Water Turn Black

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/S4JU6mYUNB Nox - Százszor ölelj még (Official Video)

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/hoQYX4y1Hg Panic! At The Disco: High Hopes [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

@realDonaldTrump @MattyP763 You’re not a really good president or a person, just FYI.

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/QsFese1E0y Pepper Ann Theme (Acoustic Cover)

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

“Judge Judy Amidst Kid Toys and Infant” (c)2018 Brian Freeman. Prints available! @ Springfield, Massachusetts https://t.co/UWWkVELDU5

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

@JamesDeziel @ThatKevinSmith Boop!

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

@Lin_Manuel Settle a dispute for my wife and me, if you could: did you enjoy the movie “House Party” that came out in 1990? Thank you so much <3

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

I try to record happy smiles - all I get is Andrew trying to eat my phone. https://t.co/ijlmWe6o8m

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

What? You haven’t heard the @bsideguys episode featuring my song, Facade, yet?
Shame on you. You made my son cry and that’s just terrible. Make it up to me by checking out the episode… https://t.co/ehwfC7oRYm

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

How did your Monday go? If it was anything like mine, you could use some musical uplifting. Check out my latest single: "Andrew's Song (Love is Here to Stay)
https://t.co/U5dbRTsU62

[Brian Freeman @word2yourmudda]

Check me out on Youtube for shennanigans https://t.co/iDsJgztwZP #WasTryingToConvince #SCOTUS