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[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

What the fuck are the rules of football these days been watching it since I was 1 it’s cuckoo up to ras it’s like algebra

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ @polkadtts]

i love music so much i wish i was a song

[ً @artfuIchaos]

don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job and go home😭

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Every player that takes a stutter-step penalty should be blindfolded and left out in the desert to find their way back on their own

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[ein @stylishdawg]

devastated to report that i upgraded to a slightly more expensive apartment and it basically fixed everything wrong with my life

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

I don't think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

What’s the phone number for the FIFA red card appeal hotline?

[Wordgag @wordgag]

Sounds like a "scorchingly" good time! 🔥🐉😆

#burn #dragon #fantasy

[IZI | VinS @TheLegendOfVinS]

Mbappé / Olise c’est les deux joueurs que tu séparais pour faire les équipes quand on était petits

[Conejo Rojo @elconejorojo]

En el próximo Mundial participarán 64 selecciones y Argentina jugará con El Vaticano, Disneylandia y Narnia.

[grace @gracefishlove]

can i get a pleaseburger cheese

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[🇨🇦Mounder🇩🇿 @HabibiBall]

World Cup is super fun until your team starts playing

[fish𓆛𓆜𓆝𓆞𓆟 @fishdanshi]

I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing