Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸

he/him - Professional Videographer/Editor - Forever DM - Amateur Joke Teller - Average Video Gamist - Pop-Punk Apologist - TERF Disrespector

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

UGH

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

The "I hate Trump but I'm voting for him because of the economy" is total bull. He left office with the worst economy in 40 years. You're voting for him because you think his bigotry is a superpower that will protect you

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

@shawntifying Onions. They don’t need to exist. Get rid of every last one and never look back.

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

Professor forever

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

💙

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

@MLB As a fan of the “throw it back” policy, giving it to a kid is 1000% the better move. People > Unwritten Rules

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Retweet if you love Pete Crow-Armstrong.

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Retweet if you love Anthony Rizzo.

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

Anthony Rizzo 44Ever

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

@obvious_shirts Rizzo!

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

SEIIIIIYA

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Retweet if you love Nico Hoerner.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

SHŌTA SHOVES!!!

Retweet if you love Shōta Imanaga.

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

The Assman Cometh

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

@Brefin @BrujajaGaming Haha, I like that!

[Rob @robrousseau]

Once they arrest all the protestors, ban Tik Tok and make it illegal to say "Israel bad" it should be smooth sailing from there

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Retweet if you love Shōta Imanaga 🫶🏼

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

Also fuck west coast games. I stayed up for this bullshit. Break my heart before 11 or don’t break it at all.

[Kris Pissedofferson 🇵🇸 @wordofbort]

Fire the entire bullpen into the sun