Kyle Newhard

livin like Larry

[Jack @YelichWasRobbed]

2 is a literal superteam

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

I have a burning desire to install madden, spend 2 hours perfecting my league, throw 4 interceptions in the first quarter of game 1, and uninstalling

[Kyle Newhard @wordofkyle95]

Insanity gotta be a criminal investigation into the @NBA with pacers not getting a top 4 pick. With all the flopping in OKC the NBA is an entertainment product not a real competitive league

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

Imagine if the Eagles picked up like 75% of their first downs with tush pushes and they gave Jalen Hurts the MVP for it.

That’s SGA.

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Pretty sure I saw Kenneth Walker’s name in the Epstein files. Someone should probably do something about that. Soon, preferably

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Super Bowl halftime plans

[Tyler Wayne @tylerrwayne]

Losing the ball means I had possession

[Chad Harrison 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep_guy]

If I ever win the lottery I’m not telling anyone but there will be signs.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Sitting at table 4 and not saying a word

[gorg w bush @hoosierliker]

Why are they making me choose…😖

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

TYRESE HALIBURTON TAKE MY ACHILLES, I BEG

[kayla @kaylasview]

mood for tonight

[rick carlisle @4theluvoftennis]

fire him, this is unacceptable.

[Kyle Newhard @wordofkyle95]

@The_Uncontested This ain’t Centel