Steve the Urchin

I am a pencil urchin with many jobs. A hard workin urchin.

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@EvnglstaLabLab @juliaesamson As he said: “no one ever helped me, why would I help anyone?! Over my dead body!!”

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

Hi dear spiny-loving friends, this is @juliaesamson writing. I’ve got some sad news; after years of grumpiness, Steve passed away, although probably more grouchily than peacefully. We will miss how he brightened our day with his petty comments on our tank keeping skills. 1/2

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

Having found no fitting successor for Steve, I will deactivare his account in a few days. May the spine be with you in these tough times but preferably not in your behind. RIP Steve 😢
- Julia 2/2

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @Julie_B92 Or a stick to point at stuff. If you put it close enough to the projector it’s shadow will look as big as a demonstration stick. But it fits in your pocket.

I should market this.

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @TidepoolAnn |||

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @TidepoolAnn Did someone need me? Do you need a spine to pry open a lock or to use as a toothpick? I can help! I might be an invertebrate but i can give you a spine 🤪

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

Here she goes again... https://t.co/PCDf2KzwT1

[The Trav Sci @thetravsci]

Exploring a new part of the world: #Australia! Tag a long as I visit the @austmus in #Sydney. Read, like, share!
https://t.co/A4iYGrmDzy

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille Looks like red-spined Roger but it might also be Randy or Robert or Ray or Ronny or one of his many other siblings... and wow, he put up some weight since the last time I saw him!

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @juliaesamson He just sits there

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @juliaesamson Never saw anything happen. I don’t think Bob really has any interests or hobbies.

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @HopeJahren Nope nope

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @juliaesamson I’m not sure Bob can have offspring 😂

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @HopeJahren Ok so I’d like:
- Alaskan salmon
- caviar
- black seared grouper
- jumbo shrimp
- some oysters
- no veggies
Thanks!

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @juliaesamson Not enough meat on that sea star

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @juliaesamson Omg what am I gonna eat when she’s gone???

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @juliaesamson Well my PA feeds me but @juliaesamson buys the food. She’s been varying my diet for the past three years!

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @juliaesamson But in her defense, she did buy me real seafood with her own money. She even brought me back salmon from the restaurant.

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @juliaesamson But the question was to name what someone was special at?

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@onegrenouille @juliaesamson And @juliaesamson is specially dissertated?

[Steve the Urchin @workinurchin]

@notfroggie @juliaesamson Maybe an acupuncture session?