TheWorldAccordingToBethany

Dog Lady | Cynic | Tequila Enthusiast

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

The best way to learn about a person is to watch them hold for customer service for 20+ minutes #fuckyouverizon

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

Literally all I want is a pumpkin spice cloud macchiato @Starbucks #MakeItHappen

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

@gwenstefani THANK YOU for a stellar performance! Your energy and passion is incredible 💗 #justagirl #queen #frozenintime #amazing

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

@khloekardashian @jordynwoods You should be thanking her. She saved your ass a lot of heartache and got you away from that human garbage aka Tristan. Not excusing Jodryn’a actions because they were despicable...

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

I wonder how many people regret their dandelion into birds tattoo... #Showerthoughts

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

@b_jarvis But did any teach you love, patience or pain?

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

This is the year I’ll trim my candle wicks the recommended length per manufacturer’s instructions #newyearnewme

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

“Our words have power, but our actions shape our lives”-Rachel Hollis. I’m obsessed with this quote as I’m working on my goals for 2019 and setting up my #passionplanner

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

Why do guys play online games with random people and then talk mad shit to them the whole time?

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

If I have to read the words “Bird Box” 50 more times today I am going to flip a table...#BirdBoxNetflix #damnSandra

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

The Dean of Harvard was probably a GDI....#istandwithmyalphaphisisters #standuptoharvard

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

My dad’s Dad joke > your dad’s Dad Joke #DadJokeFriday #thanksgiving #whatdoyoumeme

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

I like to wash back my anxiety meds with a strong cup of coffee

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

Why do I drive like I can afford the insurance policy of a chronic speeder?

[TheWorldAccordingToBethany @world_bethany]

Spent the early morning waiting for Target to open #thisis31