evil dog woman

i am 24 years old but i stopped growing when my mom was in the third trimester • 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

papa was a roaming throne
whatever creature type he chose was his own
and when he died he left two death triggers

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

his name is tom cruise and he’s wildly successful

[osiris @DeadlyxDreaming]

can you imagine coming across some kind of convincing human-like puppet in the wild

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

too many baby queers fail to recognize the distinction between disdain for organized religion (one of the great evils of human society) and disdain for any theistic spirituality (one of the closest things we have to a universal human culture)

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

people love to ask how i have so much disparate trivia stored up. can’t help that im enchanted by the world around me playa

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

they/them on weekends seeing a transmisogynistic caricature: this is exactly how i see “women” like you

trans woman with a misgendering fetish: i agree thanks!

gay yoda telling the wookie cockmonster he did bottom prep: try or try not, there is no doo doo

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

i don’t care i still think possibly in michigan is really good and there’s not much that hits the nerve it hits. anyways possibly in michigan guy six seven

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

guy who gets pulled into the alt right conspiracy loophole because of the taco bell app redesign

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

@poisonjr hallucigenia is your bisexual friend who starts to use they for you when you guys argue

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

i’m not gonna pretend i’m some aficionado but you can’t be doing the whole “russian movies are so boring and meaningless” shtick when you genuinely believe rise of the guardians is one of the best movies ever made

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

it’s so awesome how every time someone has a bad film opinion on here they also have their letterboxd linked and it’s three avenger movies and the most recent thing they watched

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

one thing they don’t tell you about transitioning is if you don’t try hard enough your gender reverts to nothing

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

as john lennon once said “i smack my wife and i wife my smack”

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

mark knopfler can say f@ggot because he’s gay for his guitar strings

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

-listening to Money For Nothing for the first time- yeah man I just don’t think he needed to say it three times

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Death cab for chiblee

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

just found out my uncle was a gay porn star with boys gone wacky.

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

holden caulfield and shinji ikari are very similar characters in both personality and the ensuing chagrin they elicit from people who “graduated” cbt

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

caleb pitts untitled really proving to be song of the summer

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

they should put simlish on duolingo so you can talk to celtics fans

[evil dog woman @wormcyclone]

*talking to my friend who just got broken up with* it’s not your fault, you just have an idiot soul
*looking at the clock and seeing it’s almost time for snl to air* anyways i have to dash, but if you need anything call me in two hours