Chris Worms

I'm an engineer. I like beer

[Chris Worms @worms_chris]

@byesline Now do the Rockies

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@Gladiator6577 @Schultz_Report Because sports leagues generally don't for in-game officiating errors that would affect game play. Is MLB going to correct a safe/out call 3 days later and reconstruct the game from there? No. Instant replay can correct some calls, but once everyone moves on that's it

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@WeaponXBT @greg16676935420 While this is true, it has nothing to do with the original question. The moon's phase is what portion of its illuminated surface that we can see from Earth. If the moon had a different rotational speed and wasn't tidally locked we would still see the same phase from Earth.

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@CNviolations Appropriately set up next to the pissers

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@therealrenradi @DruryOutdoors I really don't think they survived together for very long. The one on the left side of the picture doesn't have a body so it must've died not longer after they became entangled and decayed to the point where the body and head separated.

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@MatthieuJG @TPPSkol I think the "limited size" was in reference to Jordan Love.

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@NotoriousW3000 @gotham0910 @ClayTravis The Nationals did not exist in 1924.

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@Fredmofla @LukeSampe Right? Why did they add the offsides rule just a couple years ago? 🙄

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@DonInBrookfield @LukeSampe It's about time all that money the Vikings paid the refs is paying off. It didn't seem like the refs were going to hold up their end of the deal for a while, but they're starting to come through

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@DrMuellersVoice @LukeSampe So offsides should never be called if the offending player doesn't influence the play? Just pick and choose when to apply rules? I can maybe go with this take for youth sports to keep them moving, but this is the NFL.

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@vikingzfanpage Just white guys doing white guy things! 😆

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@joshbobholz @RealAliGabriel But she said she's done it before, and she's never been the President...

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@RealAliGabriel Hair isn't pink, purple, or blue

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@LivingInArcata @archer_rs No one cares about your virtue signaling

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@ggld @LivingInArcata @archer_rs Aren't you special?

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@aviationbrk Is this part of the new "raw dogging" trend on flights?

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@NoContextHumans Condoms

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@MNPatHead71 @kms__1021 Hence... 😂 https://t.co/HF1JVglilk

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Either the animals that eat mosquitoes need to stop dieting and step it up.. or everywhere needs to spray for them because I’m sick of bathing in bug spray every time I walk the dogs.

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@Breaking911 I like how even the car alarm in the background was like, ok that's enough 😆

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@RGIII @cdejean23 @Eagles Didn't he disappear after jumping from a 727 with ransom money in 1971?