💗jorjor well🪩⚽️

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

Moo Deng fan cam

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

My beautiful, beautiful rent controlled apartment

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

Also having these meals, needing 2 protein shakes, and my fun coffee means that I will not be able to eat my sweet treat (mochi) that I got for myself no one has suffered like me

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

Accidentally choosing the two recipes in my meal prep rotation with the lowest protein by accident to eat for this week

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

Accidentally choosing the two recipes in my meal prep rotation with the lowest protein by accident to eat for this week

[cal @themaincal]

in that phase where toast is fucking class for about a week

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

Never make me agree with this man again

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

Blaming one medication for the return of my restless leg syndrome but unfortunately it was the other who's only side effect so far was helping me sleep better 🥺

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

@sllippp SAVE NOAHS ARK FROM FUCKIN... sinkin or somethin

[ri 🕸️ BND intern ˎˊ˗ @rielfication]

“you wanted spain to win” no i wanted Argentina to lose…and they did.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

RED CARD FOR ARGENTINA IN THE FINAL

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

On god I would be FUCKED if I wasn't randomly in my soup era in summer

[jay @YOUFlRST]

horrible day for ppl who eat salad and fruit almost every day for breakfast / lunch😭😭😭

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

Just made a new recipe and it was bad 🧍‍♀️

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

Not a single good one here

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The remaining countries of the 2026 World Cup.

[Dr. Godzilla PhD @sllippp]

england vs norway match

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

@sllippp YEAH EXACTLY

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

@sllippp Kys

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

I can't be on twitter anymore because the stupidest people are here and I can't say anything I want to say unless I'll get banned

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

So?

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: USMNT and AC Milan attacker Christian Pulisic sustained a bone bruise and microfracture in his lower leg against Belgium and will be sidelined for several weeks, sources confirmed to ESPN.

The Athletic was the first to report the news.

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

Right so actually the women's league didn't even exist for 4 of those years and they have fewer matches per season so

[Dan Why-Ner @ReallyDanWeiner]

Christian Pulisic played 100 games for Milan over the past 3 seasons.

Carli Lloyd played 131 club games from 2009-2021

[💗jorjor well🪩⚽️ @wormybazooka]

@EbayPirateCrew @CarliLloyd Saying this to an even greater American to play the game is insane. Like clinically.