Megan

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

NINETY. hours. every. week.

[Gabe Kunda @GabeKunda]

I hope this game sells like hot cakes.

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

“Why don’t victims come forward”

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[Linari 🌌🤖 @linarialdaara]

I do not recommend watching Backrooms in a theater that’s in a mall that closes before the movie is over, just in case anyone was considering doing that.

[Isabella @KhanSaba1278]

If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

20 years later and she never lied

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.

[chy ☠️🏴‍☠️ @MykesFeister]

if theres one thing my ass does consistently its severely underestimate how much is left in a video game's endgame mission and stay up absurdly late

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

200? Girl 50

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

its so refreshing seeing actual art being used in a commercial instead of soulless ai crap

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: why did they put income caps on disabled people but not billionaires ??

[Libriscent @libriscent]

"You're going to end up living alone & with cats"

Being able to afford living alone and take care of animals...in this economy... IS THE BIGGEST FLEX EVER

and peaceful asf

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Just let him run for President. Trump shits on the constitution constantly. Let us break the rules once as a treat.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[jane @ijanedoll]

A college swimmer caught red-handed assaulting an unconscious girl behind a dumpster gets sentenced to just 3 months in jail because the judge "didn't want to ruin his Olympic potential." Once again, a man's hypothetical career is worth more than a woman's actual life.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.