Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

Husband. Father. Cricket coach. Politics. Identifying as a middle aged fat guy in an ill fitting T-shirt. Invoking article 19.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@mariejane2020 @TheRealJamieKay We were left in the pub garden just outside brokenhurst train station most Saturday afternoons. Same treats. Crisps and pop.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@TheRealJamieKay Pretty much everything we did.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@StopULEZToday @FlashheartV2 Dear fucking god.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@paulgodbert @TheRealJamieKay Marks and Spencer’s did that here for a little while. It was quite a sensation.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@TheRealJamieKay Have you ever heard of dipping fries into milkshake?

Specifically MacDonalds.

I’m told it’s amazing. Never tried it.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@SpammyFritter Here’s Oscar, napping on the cats bollocks.

It’s this content that attracts you to me!

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@SpammyFritter We’ll get that block button ready son cos they were a support for Take That. 😜😜😜

The Mrs booked it, I swear!!

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@BritIndianVoice If you remove the weapon then you remove the need to prosecute and also protect the public.

The kirpan is there to protect those who cannot protect themselves. You achieve that by removing it from the streets.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@Deathisreal99 @muhammadbutt No-one’s told him that Palestine doesn’t exist? We should probably tell him….

It’s about as useful as Alderaan!

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@InspGadgetBlogs You don’t get 5 years for rape in this country…………

Ah. Just noticed, they’re where aren’t they.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@AndrewHWestern Thats fucking rich coming from a very convincing Kim Yong Un lookalike.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@NickFarmer3 @j_day90 What do you make of these shield strikes on that guy?

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@InspGadgetBlogs Able copper @ 0.14

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@KeechA13 @WG_RumblePants I know our forest square goes like telly tubby land over the winter and doesn’t take many passes of the roller to flatten down. So I’m sure grade 1 land probably turns from livery turning wicket with dead spots to an absolute road in no time. What with that and the weather 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@molyneuxsmith @SimonFoxWriter All the crowd were doing to the police was “brick strikes” to show their annoyance at police incompetence.

A nice name doesn’t make it right eh!

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@WG_RumblePants @KeechA13 I wonder how much difference there is in the work applied between a pitch like this and a first innings 650 road of a strip.

I wonder if it’s like just a few rolls too many and its gone the other way.

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@HamsterSick On reflection “pathetic individual” was very harsh and I’d like to retract that. However, the other bit stands.

[Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @wos_occuring]

@dazjamescarter @NemesisDivina5 @TheSolarShed It’s a curious cult though eh.