Wotserchops

Stumbling thru life with all the sense of a half-witted Labrador; rest of the time spent as ish-entrepreneur & paym’ts pro. Powerboater, volunteer & lesbian

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Fucking amazing #bowie

[Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman]

David Bowie as League One football teams: a thread.

Burton Albion

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@BenWlv Cheat.

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@jamajestical Coral

[Marianne @MarianneSansum]

When you lied in your CV about being a qualified sheep dog.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@GappyTales Owen’s just feeling left out because he loves to set the agenda. Turrah, we’re sick of your launch’n’grab mentality towards the rights of minorities. He’s literally the LGBTQISTD+ equivalent of the wanker who always takes the best chocolates from the sharing box because “he can”.

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@EmmaKennedy 😢

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@RooibaardBurn @BenSFletcher @DonaldJTrumpJr LOLZ

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@BenSFletcher @DonaldJTrumpJr No, that’s a bloke.

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@CoachEdlira Sick fuck.

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Filthy pervert.

Canada elections: Justin Trudeau wins narrow victory to form minority government https://t.co/djRfd06pz9

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@KateVanderbluth No, you’re thick.

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@KateVanderbluth Sounds like being a woman you retard.

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@simonfromharlow @AscentAerials Thank you. It’s been a long, long day. Hopefully I’ll sleep like a baby.

See here, though! Even Austin, the “look at me cat” cannot compete with your handiwork! He’s not impressed with the kitchen either... Blocking the view of the TV was his ace card for getting fish sticks!

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Cracking job from @simonfromharlow on the TV in the lounge & kitchen. Absolutely top-notch work & David certainly approves! @AscentAerials

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@DCCJulieCooke @PronounsDay You sound utterly ridiculous.

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@morss_alex @XRebellionUK Fucking hell, grandad. Has The Rotary Club really become that boring these days?!

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@SamWhiteTky Sam, now is the time to embrace this in the most capitalist way possible! Set up a web-shop flogging all manner of “I’m non-binary” paraphernalia. Either we’d make a fortune, or the socialists would be so offended they’d stop warbling on about it & then we’d have some peace! Haha

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@bellysteele @HackneyAbbott I understand that, but here’s a thought: rather than giving free prescriptions to all, we give free valid ID to all those who don’t have a passport or driving licence? For the integrity of the system I think that would be a fair approach.

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LOLZ! From the man who drives round in circles for a living in a car that has a fuel economy of c6mpg! What. A. Fucking. Joke. #Hypocrite #ClimateChange

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Lewis Hamilton says vegan diet 'only way to save our planet' https://t.co/DrTYEHq3M7

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@StaceyFurUK @GMB @piersmorgan @benjaminbutter @Ofcom Shut up, no they’re not. But nice to see you’re sticking with the mantra of the cult.

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@GMB @piersmorgan @benjaminbutter Save.