𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁

Who would YOU like to meet? Send photo of you or a friend & for £12 I’ll draw a shonky pic of you alongside person of your choice.

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

My heart just sank when I saw Margaret Thatcher is trending. But it’s fine. She’s still dead.

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

These two hashtags are connected, yeah?

#BorisJohnsonMustGo

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Tom Malone Sr from #gogglebox in reflective mood

#fanart @TheMalonesGB

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Someone wanted their dad to meet The Big Lebowski. They gave me £12 and I did a shoddy job.

Who would YOU like to meet, for heaven’s sake? Jesus? Terry Nutkins? Adele? Prince? Prince Harry? Prince Buster? The Fresh Prince?

[Wolfie. 💙🧡💚 @Tpopularfront]

If it looks like a spiv, if it sounds like a spiv, it probably is a spiv.

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

@darrengrimes

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

@GillianMcKeith Jobby botherer

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

@85ryecroft @GuidoFawkes Roadkill badger?

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

MAKE every shag a flag with the new ‘Britdom’

#FlagShaggers

@twoptwips

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

This little nobber woke me at 3.30am by drooling into my eye.
#thejoyofcats #dirtydribbler

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

CURMUDGEONS. Smiling people can be reminded to frown with the catchy rhyme, "Point that grin towards your chin".
(via @smithandmoans)

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

@hizit @TwopTwips @MrNickKnowles Nah, but I wouldn’t put it past him

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

For a chance to win an awful portrait of you or a friend from my wildly unpopular @wouldLTM account, then see if you can guess who is nicking Nick Knowles’ Nik Naks.

[James Stafford @Jamesdestafford]

"This is a private road sunshine, it belongs to Horsham District Council"

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

AVOID getting drawn into the manufactured ‘culture war’ between Prince Harry and the rest of the royal family by simply assuming that they’re ALL entitled nob-ends. @twoptwips

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

@parker__farquer Beethoven 7th, innit. Or 3rd.

Yeah - 3rd.

No, 7th...

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

#kittens

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

SNOW. For more media coverage ensure you focus on London and the South East.
(via @martingower)

[Farage’s Amazon Echo @EchoFarage]

@johnredwood What do we want? “Langoustines”
How do we want them? “ lightly grilled with a sauce vierge”