Richa Mahesh Patel

I just talk pretty gibberish.

[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

Yeah, it's a no from me... 😬 @NASAWebb, please come get your friend. #NationalTellAJokeDay

[Richa Mahesh Patel @Wouldrose]

Yes, how to tell!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to tell people they should leave:

- “What time’s your train?”
- “How long does it take you to get home?”
- “Gosh, is that the time?”
- “It’s so dark”
- “Anyway, it’s been lovely to see you”
- “What are you doing for the rest of the day?”
- “Don’t let me keep you”
- “Right!”

[Siddharth @svaradarajan]

The editorial team at the ⁦⁦@DeccanHerald⁩, which I rate as one of India’s best newspapers these days, deserves special praise for their ‘Speak Out’ feature where they juxtapose two quotations. Amazing how they hit bulls-eye day after day!

[Richa Mahesh Patel @Wouldrose]

@aabhisheks Anything is bourgeoisie if the private property owner wants to make it. Avocado and berries are both bourgeois. They are overrated in our circles may be. But, doesn't make the fruit itself overrated. Maybe if make it available for the masses and poor it won't be overrated.

[Richa Mahesh Patel @Wouldrose]

Take that bamboo and stick it up the right holes.

[Richa Mahesh Patel @Wouldrose]

Well one would say that parts of the Indian society are becoming more patriarchal.

[Alice Evans @_alice_evans]

QUESTION:

Is there any society that you think has become MORE patriarchal over the past 50 years?

e.g. women have less economic or physical autonomy, less mobility, fewer positions of seniority & leadership, more controlled by male guardians, & increasingly seen as inferior?

[Sitaram Yechury @SitaramYechury]

The whole country is united in expressing grief over the unfortunate deaths.
It’s heart rending that Modi proposed no compensation to families who lost bread-earners. Central govt must announce adequate compensation immediately.

[Yashwant Sinha @YashwantSinha]

I agree with Justice Mishra that "PM Modi is an internationally aclaimed visionary and a genius who thinks globally and acts locally". I appeal to him to at least now appoint me as a peon in the Human Rights Commission. What more qualification is needed?

[Shantanu @shantanub]

Just burst into laughter because I remembered that the erstwhile movie star Joy Mukherjee had two sons named Boy Mukherjee and Toy Mukherjee. 😂

[Steph Smith @stephsmithio]

What’s your “f*** you money” number?

Ie: when you have complete ownership of your time. Enough wealth that you no longer need to do work that you don’t want to do.

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

IT'S OFFICIAL WE ARE OPEN TO THE PUBLIC AGAIN

[Pawan Sarda @pawansarda]

To get vaccinated you need the following...

1. Read and write in English.
2. Hi-Speed internet
3. Mobile number
4. Smartphone/Computer
5. Aadhar/Passport/PAN
6. Lots of free time, patience and luck.

If you still can't see privilege, problem and hypocrisy in this, then ..!

[Richa Mahesh Patel @Wouldrose]

I for one am!

[Kaushik Basu @kaushikcbasu]

Almost all Indians, certainly all who care for the country, are waiting for 2024 the way Indians once waited for 1947.

[Richa Mahesh Patel @Wouldrose]

@akshaytarfe His truth is BJP, so well I'm not even mildly shocked.

[Jaiveer Shergill @JaiveerShergill]

71 out of 80 ventilators sent to Punjab (Guru Gobind Singh Medical College) from PM Care Fund turn faulty !! Fund continues to remain secret but fact that BJP Govt is playing with lives is now an Open Secret !!

BJP “we do not care” attitude is fueling fire of #COVID19

[Richa Mahesh Patel @Wouldrose]

Donate more than half your accumulated wealth before asking people who have enough wealth to sustain a life. @imVkohli @AnushkaSharma

[abhishek @aabhisheks]

3rd richest cricketer in the world, with net worth of over 600 crores; recently signed contract with Puma. His elite wife, film star and now a film producer; together they own two clothing lines- Wrogn and Nush. And they want common man to donate money for Covid.

[abhishek @aabhisheks]

3rd richest cricketer in the world, with net worth of over 600 crores; recently signed contract with Puma. His elite wife, film star and now a film producer; together they own two clothing lines- Wrogn and Nush. And they want common man to donate money for Covid.

[Richa Mahesh Patel @Wouldrose]

God speaking for all Hindus

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You are rapidly developing herd immunity from reality.