Wouter Danes

Staff engineer at Picnic Technologies. I like to play tennis & golf. Also love playing a game at times. My views are my own and might be my employer's.

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

hey, i have a really important question, if you could answer. After switching from Phillips-head to Robertson screws inside the bathroom cabinet, how should we expect that to affect the flavor of food stored in the kitchen pantry on the other side of the house?

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@ThePrimeagen Does the api crash when you try the toilet endpoint? :-p

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@jaketapper Can we count this towards our 5% nato expenses? We are confused.

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@EstuardoDC @Acosta It’s caked impeachment

[IntelliJ IDEA, a JetBrains IDE @intellijidea]

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[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

Currently staying at an amazing Agritourismo near Pisa. Ran by the lovely Swedish-Italian couple Henrik and Sylvia. Great food. Great location. Check them out! https://t.co/uI9jbuNiDj

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@elonmusk It’s the European version of the Supreme Court that has a pretty well defined scope. Also its members aren’t going on vacations funded by people with business before the court.

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@ZelenskyyUa @jaketapper You handled that orange baby with dignity. You’re probably a great dad. :) slava Ukraini.

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@apjvalk @eelcobvr Ik denk dat dit ook vooral is om zijn zoon te beschermen tegen de inkomende club en corrupte rechters die aangesteld zijn en worden. Een goede vader. En hij zal over 50 jaar gelijk krijgen denk ik. Wel jammer voor zijn legacy nu.

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@MattP1Tommy what’s better? The @Max33Verstappen podcast or the car reviews?

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@racefansdotnet That’s a penalty for Leclerc. Can’t be cursing like that.

[Will Kinney @WKCosmo]

Physicists: Let us marvel at the beauty and symmetry of Nature!

Nature:

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@elonmusk Amy Comey Barrett.

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@MaverickAlbert5 The duckies

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@elonmusk Her election was democratic, because we have a representative democracy. It would be similar to saying "Shouldn't the Supreme Court of the US have term limits and be elected officials?"

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

mvn clean install is heresy! You probably want to verify the build, so use verify, heathens!

[Bishal Nandi @LearnWithBishal]

This is hilarious.

Engineers are competing who creates the worst Ul on Reddit.

I think the winners are (thread)🧵

1/ Enter your phone number

[Wouter Danes @wouterdanes]

@racefansdotnet That’s not talent, but luck. Or corruption.

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

OH BRAZIL WHAT ARE YOU COOKING UP HERE