Dustin Burch

Oregonian. Libra. Writer. Horde. Fire Mage.

[Dustin Burch @woworangutans]

@ConcernedApe I keep going into town to get the weekly Stardew local newspaper to look around at the single columns and news but...

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

why did i eat that? - An autobiography

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@The100writers it's all fun and games until you kill everyone and the main characters become those forgotten about phosphorescent trees.

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@darbylucille oh ya

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@brady_haley the Queen Hak speaks thus shall obey

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@aaron_swindle dude try working at a bookstore when all you can hear are the books plotting against you and your own lonely thoughts.

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@aaron_swindle preach

[Tyler King @tylerk_i_n_g]

Moving away from Prineville doesn't make me sad because you're all a bunch of assholes 👋🏼

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@darbylucille @brady_haley I just want you both to know that I downloaded twitter just to say how much I hate you.

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@nateallen2424

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There are some sins so bad that Jesus comes down from the cross and says "No way I'm dying for that shit."

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@Ayeitsfreeman I'm broke I'm a part time bookseller what you think I am

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@Ayeitsfreeman if you played retail maybe we could be! And Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell.

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@Ayeitsfreeman I can't get it to worrtrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. I'm taking a break from @Warcraft

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@Ayeitsfreeman no I'm reading currently

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@Ayeitsfreeman foo you knowww you need to be watchin OITNB wit me rn