Jed

26, Marine Veteran

[Jed @wowsickmoves]

@FACEE444 Googoogaga

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Me after two domestic light beers:

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

terfs will literally document themselves stalking random people all day and then act like trans people are the weirdos

[Jed @wowsickmoves]

@PMhoodie69 @SeanDonnelly21 Don’t talk to him like that! OR ELSE!!!!!!

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Imagine you’re having a terrible month at work and your side chick makes you the worst playlist known to man and you gotta pretend to like it

[Brad Stulberg @BStulberg]

The entire album The Great Divide building up to the song “Dan” and then “Dan” being one of the best songs of the last decade and all this coming off a debut album like Stick Season just so clearly cements Noah Kahan as a great one. Excellent. No notes.

[Jed @wowsickmoves]

@Titans I am declaring for the draft. I am 6’2 (6’1) 210. 6.3 40 yard

[tianna @hurricanetianna]

tired of seeing the word impeachment when we’re clearly at a point where multiple people need to be hanged drawn and quartered

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Happy anniversary

[Fr. Joseph Krupp @Joeinblack]

I guess The Pope should’ve used fog machines and rock music while wearing skinny jeans like the early Christian Church did.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

The nazification of Israel is complete. They’re about to mass murder ~10,000 Palestinian hostages, many of them children. Greater Israel is the 4th Reich.

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

They found a few throwback jerseys in the locker room

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

Niggas in the military right now is in hell all I had to do was sweep the walls and mop in the rain

[Jed @wowsickmoves]

@jesuswasrightxx @SirSicCrusader What’s your home address

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Every woman has built in HR lingo that comes out the second they start to lose feelings for you

[Jed @wowsickmoves]

@realfromtheboat @Ajstotts Legitimately you must be a bot, this is the dumbest boomer shit I have ever read

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Getting a text from your friend at 3 am On a Tuesday “I think I’m happy man” gotta throw your shirt on backwards and race over to his house to make sure he doesn’t do it