Hansel Knight

Former WOW addict, Pastry Chef, Amateur programmer, Cycle-builder, General Tinkerer. Hater of idiocy.

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@j_kozinski @CharlieCrist You’re either a bot with a generic picture, or a actual person that likes race cars. Either way, you probably don’t have the parts and aren’t informed enough to have an opinion on this. Go play with your matchboxes

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@heimaeyita @hankgreen You don’t even have a face. Your opinion is irrelevant

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@NBCNews Apple has parental controls. There are volume limiters. Parents could have turned off alerts. Could have set the limiter. Such a shocker that a Texan didn’t parent their kid. He’ll probably shoot up a school in 4 years

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@theotherblackg1 @Iraqveteran8888 It’s been another week and I haven’t seen news of the government being overthrown. Dude, even if the barrel is the right size, there better ways to jack yourself off. Do you at least have an Onlyfans?

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@CNN OOoooooooor... people with schizophrenia had a hard time seeking medical attention for the past 25 years and turned to Marijuana because it was more accessible

[Tales of a Waffle House Server. @AutisticDad23]

If Taco Bell and Starbucks ever join forces, my bowels are fucked.

[Robert Picardo @RobertPicardo]

Night folks! Be smart, stay healthy, and trust in science — or surrender your smartphones and ⁦@StarTrek⁩ T-shirts.

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@theotherblackg1 @Iraqveteran8888 Have you owned a gun for longer than a week and haven’t overthrown a government or shot a pedophile? Oh… so you don’t actually know what guns are for. Give your guns to someone with the balls to use them

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@redfirekla @Iraqveteran8888 The government makes and sells ammo to nations all over the world. We shoot bullets every second of every day for easily 50 years, and you’re telling me that NOBODY has implemented a fifo system? You’re saying America is that stupid?

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@Outsider25E @Iraqveteran8888 If you were going to overthrow some corrupt governments or hunt some registered pedophiles, then it doesn’t seem so bad. If you just want to make your cock look bigger, a gym membership is more economical.

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@LReothadh @Iraqveteran8888 Just make your own ammo. Illiterates did it in the 1800’s without electricity. Why not a 21st century man with google access?

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@ymmayer Does it count if the person is me?

[Hansel Knight @wowslawson]

@JakeBaldino I argue with gun crazy white supremacists who think they’re not racist because… IDK, I guess it is fun. They either get banned or block me immediately. I like watching them try so so hard to think of something not racist to justify whatever argument, then Boop! 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Samantha Holloway @pirategirljack]

Um. I just. I can't. I. Um

[Alana Massey @AlanaMassey]

I can’t believe that Cruella’s parents were eaten in front of her by over a hundred rabid Dalmatians, no wonder

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

If babies were as cute as puppies, I might like them.
But they're not, so I don't. 💁‍♀️

[Mr Horse @ln0217]

I'm getting a tattoo of McDonald's fries. Gonna call it my tater tat

[Faith @Faithnco1016]

If race doesn’t matter, take it off of job, credit card and rental applications.