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[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

Coitus interruptus:
When your phone dies during sexting.

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

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[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@SupportRequests#0234643037

[💙𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘶𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘸𝘣𝘰𝘺💙 @HacksawIs]

To anyone out there who was offended by the Dave Chappelle special...

May I suggest these two wholesome, family-friendly alternatives...

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@MissFlyByNight Groceries and rent

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@MissFlyByNight Fresh dog puke

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@HacksawIs 😁

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@NotTodayEric A switch behind the knees😖

[Dogs 4 Rescue @Dogs4Rescue]

On Nov 5 2018 fireworks killed our beloved Winston. The biggest, bravest dog we have ever known, he suffered a heart attack and lost his life. Please boycott buying fireworks. They literally terrify animals to death 💔💔
#dogsoftwitter #banfireworks

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

😡https://t.co/qUroGdT4hi

[Rick 🇨🇦🍒 @Bent_Canadian]

Just because they are in your circle, doesn't mean they are in your corner.

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@JessIsAMess1914 Definitely vet time.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Dear Twitter Friends,

As I read your entries, I suspect many of you take marijuana.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Child [doing homework]: I have to write a word problem that results in an answer of zero.

Me: A child had two parents. Each parent had zero interest in helping write word problems. How much total interest in writing word problems did the parents have?

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

But, they're "just children", so they won't face any consequences, as usual 🙄https://t.co/R5Krh0TF4w

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

Former U.S. secretary of state Colin Powell dies of complications from COVID-19
https://t.co/hLfh5C0yFK

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@Grommit56 At last, my laugh for the day🤣🤣

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@bunsenbernerbmd Yup, bears wandering through my neighbourhood recently.

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@bunsenbernerbmd Idk, that tree doesn't look very happy 🤔

[Shiloh🇨🇦🍁 @katton6750]

@besa_andy Mooses. Moosi?