señorita awesome

only still here so i can be on here when he dies

[señorita awesome @wowthanksjulia]

my cats are finally BUDDIES

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

actually, Oscar’s trash can keeps Sesame Street from being gentrified by Ronald Grump, a businessman parodying Donald Trump who tries to turn Sesame Street into high rise apartments . his garbage home is the fabric keeping the street together

[lafredrickkkkk @p0ttedplnt]

i can tell yall tryna be chinese w it but the charm isn’t there

[jane ester 🔜 louisville @cosmug]

having worked coffee, its more like this

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

stunned into silence by the beauty of this

[Huntress Biden @mkultragirl_]

currently being background checked #OPENTOWORK

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

happy 15th anniversary

[Temu Joan Didion 🍉 @temujoandidion]

Me and the girl I just met in the club bathroom

[Geoff @kwoade]

Everyone was fun today 💛🤎🖤

[jake @wormpuller]

Lot of money but honestly so worth it he looks great

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Hey man... not really any good way to say this but your wife was dressed immodestly the other day and I ended up committing adultery with her in my heart

[Joan_Jetta @ClaireCarter_10]

The number one cause of death for pregnant women in the United States is murder, so yes, they do.

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

Childcare/children discourse on here is always so funny bc people will be like fighting over whatever new parenting method and then the teachers are like Help Me Theyre Eating My Hair And They Cant Read

[BEAST MODE 🇨🇩🇲🇿🇰🇵 @BEASTMO90001125]

Not really man

[Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Hanasaku_Yuri]

thomas jefferson I love you and voted for you but america is not trade independent. we are having a hard time getting sailors for the merchant fleets in the mediterranean

[Alyssum @fiadhoe]

its for you dawg its lit

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

We were at the cinema and my friend asked if I wanted popcorn and I, almost like reflex, purely unconsciously, said the phrase ‘I find popcorn juvenile.’ I’ve never thought that before. I don’t even believe it. But my instinct for Having Something To Say overwhelmed even me

[Posting enjoyer @Cringeavoider]

“Agamemnon I joined your army and I love you but we are not tin and copper independent. We’re having a hard time getting bronze for our forges”