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@AriWasserman If only we had a way to compare Ohio State to Miami and to Indiana directly, instead of just imagining

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@elonmusk Tell me you never go to the grocery store without telling me you never go to the grocery store.

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@elonmusk *Now* you’re concerned about due process?

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@JetBlue I cannot imagine a better way to ERASE all the good will and brand loyalty that you garnered through #25for25 than to advertise a celebratory event and then fail to reliably invite all the persons who successfully completed the challenge.

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@MichiganNation2 We lost *both* Mike Keene and Mikey Keene?!?!?

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@elonmusk Interesting perspective from an Afrikaner

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@elonmusk Gosh, look what happens when you own the algorithm.

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@Milajoy Your delusion or your memory.

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@atrupar And yet your phone works when it’s not plugged in; how does that happen?

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@luckytran @Mikel_Jollett See also why SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act

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@karlmehta Except this isn’t the per capita murder rate in Washington DC, either in 2024 or extrapolated from partial 2025. It’s overstated by almost a factor of 2

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@pmberkeley @_HMSP Except OP said he ordered “a bacon cheeseburger,” and that appears on the menu with a price.
Different interaction if the bacon is already loaded amongst the ground beef and OP objects to there being no bacon on top of the food he was delivered

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@RatShattered @Reached @dieworkwear So you didn’t read the second post in the thread, at least not attentively:

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@Lynn_Henning Jobe made the majors first, and made the playoffs first.

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@newyorkshade @mattyglesias Yup, nothing in those tweets except “noticing”—I’ll be certain to keep an eye out for more of your careful “critical analysis.”

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@daltonwelbern @itsdarthguido @krassenstein Might be the reason he was chosen last time and you weren’t/

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@dieworkwear They say to hold your breath when you have hiccups.
Don’t hold your breath.

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@thedanielaros @dieworkwear Chalk, paper, scissors

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@demandjustice25 @SundaeDivine *They’re he is.

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@Joselito233223 @brandon_kortan @zt_goblue @BuckeyeScoop So “on the field performance” and “coaching” are no longer part of the assessment of a team.