Whitney Pisenti

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

Turns out people have this expectation that eye contact must be followed immediately with a smile and small talk - what's that about?

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

Eating a yogurt for lunch at my desk every day shows great commitment right? #officelife #nothingpathetichere #adulting #job #sadlunch

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

Tuesdays make me question why Monday gets all the credit for the worst day of the week #tuesdays #defworsethanmondays #isitfridayyet

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

I've decided to give myself a much needed title promotion -from Button Clicker to Chief Button Clicker #work #computering #alldayeveryday

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

One more https://t.co/R90ViCtpnn email will officially confirm my fate of never receiving important emails #alljunk #spam #email

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

@pisenti_family http://t.co/TzQhxCfuQk

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

@KelseyACarlton let's go!!

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

“@GSElevator: #1. You should go to Ikea. It's good preparation for Hell.” @Ccourtneyyy hahaha!

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

@KelseyACarlton @SarahSB930 ah!! Love the photo!

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

“@BridesmaidsTalk: Megan: physically I don't bloat, it's a gift” @KelseyACarlton

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

@rcpotfin caribou Lou is the best!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It makes sense that Republicans would flock to Tampa strip clubs. They love telling women what to do with their bodies.

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

Moving hell can be found at Ikea... #firstapartmenttroubles @Ccourtneyyy #deathbyikea sucks to be the last people in the store haha

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

Finally done with finals! Goodbye junior year... I can't believe I'm a senior! It's kinda scary! @Ccourtneyyy

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

“@LargeClocktower: Have a gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER” @missxocandice

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Looks like I’m getting back one chicken leg and 4 golden Sacagawea coins. I probably shouldn’t do my own taxes.

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

Got every class I wanted! That's a first

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

Happy 21st @Ccourtneyyy!!!!

[Whitney Pisenti @wpisenti]

Bar hopping with @missxocandice and @ArielleMulenos #finally21