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Wife. Mom.

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@amandachintv Sir, I hope you went home and asked your beautiful children the same question.

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@elonmusk What it must be like to know that the only reason any woman will fuck you is because you have money

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@WNYAthletics @FETITANFOOTBAL1 Was Randolph interviewed?

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@albert1776 Right?! BTW Trump lost!

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@LenHolmes711 @AOC @laurenboebert @TuckerCarlson @NancyMace You're an idiot.

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@GOPLeader You'll get what you want when our kids are protected Kev. Okay? Bye.

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@ProjectLincoln @JDVance1 What else would he whack off to? I don't think he's cumpletely thought this through.

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@kintarasu @tedcruz Hey Ted.....Fuck you. This is on you. How do you sleep at night?

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@laurenboebert Seems someone is a little butt hurt

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@DollarGeneral It's very frustrating that on the one day we can use the $5 off coupon your app is down!

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@NiceDeb @RepMTG @mattgaetz @laurenboebert @RepThomasMassie Let's be honest here. They don't wear masks because it makes their foreheads look bigger than they already are.

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@AdamParkhomenko @AKMooserider Calendar Girl?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@SusanStJames3_ The only thing bare is the inside of your head.

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@BuzzPatterson @PeteButtigieg It's obvious your Father never loved you.

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@STtp247 This tweet wins the internet today!

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@CT_Middleton @thecovfefemaker @JackPosobiec No, they're not easily replaced but neither is their income 🤷‍♀️

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Guys....are we really sure that Eric is the dumb one?!

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@Eleven_Films #badass

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@BobDarrin That's funny right there 🤣

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@RobertZayasNY @NYSPHSAA @HealthNYGov Once those younger than 11 can be vaccinated this shit needs to end. If you're eligible now and aren't once those that currently can't can is when I stop caring whether willing unvaccinated adults are protected. Enough is enough.