Will Schwarz

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@laz_versalles @odysseygolf Are you cheating on Gingerbread there?

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

How many people have signed up for @duolingo because of Montoya?

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@laz_versalles Where can I get the RIGHT one?

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

Community Notes ftw

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Fatalism ftw

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

Hot take: if wage growth had ever kept up with inflation, not just in the last 4 years, @MrBeast and other challenge for cash concepts wouldn't be nearly as successful as he is

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

I don't know where @X thinks I am but I can guarantee the game isn't starting at 3:30am

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@laz_versalles Nothing will keep this city down.

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@jbayzzz We had 20+ mph winds for over 24 hours, max gusts around 60-70 overnight. This has felt different.

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@laz_versalles I know a good place to test one out

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@Pooshdaddy @NoLayingUp I'll text you the invite link. It'll be nice to have another familiar face

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

How am I just finding out @ChappellRoan is in Scrooged?

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@nsethi Congrats Nik! This is super exciting!

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend?

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

Did we just become best friends?

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

Well Ai has had a good run but the billionaires are def gonna shut it down now https://t.co/XUE70L2KBr

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@jbayzzz There is no limit

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

EVERY 👏 TIME 👏 EVERY 👏 TIME

[K @kourtneyinhell]

Husband built a fire in the firepit then stared at it with his hands on his hips for 5 mins and said “fire is so sick. cavemen must’ve been so pumped”

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@jbayzzz How many tickets you get at Dave and Buster's?

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@jbayzzz If sex was a picture

[Will Schwarz @wpschwarz]

@jbayzzz Honored to have been drafted by the swankiest guy out there yesterday

[Jordan Adeline @JordanAdeline]

“Uncle Baby Ghouly’s Bunker Thumpers” - @wpschwarz
(Watch Fallout, I need a hundred more episodes of this)