Waqas

now you don't need to meet me in person to ignore me

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does cold food fill you up faster?

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@BryK3b

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My cat scares me with how smart she is sometimes

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It’s not even 11am and I’m already ready for bed again

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@khaaanography I believe in you

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@eb1302_ An old lady once asked me if I was related to kumail nanjiani

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Apparently I have learned a magic trick

I can make my phone disappear from my hand 5 times before leaving the house

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I just cracked an egg into the trash and kept the shells. Wish me luck it’s gonna be one of those days

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@YOUNGSHELD0N I’m so excited

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@YOUNGSHELD0N Yes

[itsraychel @itsraychel]

🤠

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@khaaanography I wanna talk about the lettuce cuz what the fuck

[maddison @xmaddisxn]

she aint gonna post it so i will. go vote for rach. she's too humble for this shit i stg https://t.co/qQ3zrwKU9n
put itsraychel as the hidden gem vote and i'll love ya forever

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@IconicGG Try it and lmk

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@khaaanography You’re consistent I’ll give you that

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My cat just grabbed my mic, lowered it, meowed and ran away.

Yes I was in a meeting for work

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@itsraychel Flannel on point

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@itsraychel Put your seatbelt on

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*checks finances* I should really start spending less money

Brain: TIME TO GET MORE TATTOOS

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@HeWentToJared9 I don’t like wearing caps so no cap

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Turns out getting enough sleep actually makes you feel better…crazy