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i'm thirty years old, i've no money and no prospects. i'm already a burden to my parents and i'm frightened. ミ☆

[m ⎕ @wrchiefsylvanas]

@snitchery How could you not love them 🥺🥺

[small kittens are cute @smallcutekitten]

Don't worry, I’ll always be with you

[Nathan Strang @NavyStrang]

The comments section:

[lesbyan satan 🦎 @harleydarlings]

it’s almost like widening your diagnostic criteria to include over thirty-five million people who were previously excluded from the criteria for almost forty years purely because of their sex leads to a spike in diagnoses. strange, i know!

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

Can he just fucking die already omg

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

it was worth a shot idk

[evgay ⚕️ @glitchplight]

reminder that "foid" stands for "female humanoid" as a way to refer to women as not human.

"mogging" comes from "AMOG" which stands for "alpha male of the group"

a lot of people on here love parroting slang without realizing its misogynistic 4chan origins. so here's a heads up

[thelefttake @thelefttake]

“Cutting red tape costs taxpayers nothing”

[shelby ▴ @zldatwt]

yall ever look at your major and just sigh

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Two Swedish couples have just rang your doorbell. Your first instinct is to shoot them dead right? Sounds reasonable?

Wrong. You've just killed ABBA

[sol 🌻 GET MAUSED LOSER @byoviewer]

unfortunately i will procrastinate once and then submitted them on time and my ego will take over and i will procrastinate even more. double it and give it to the next assignment

[arrow 🏹 #1 avery hayes stan 🐧 @edthekraken]

i love when your cat is sleeping in bed with you and then you get up in the middle of the night to go do something and you turn around to see that your cat has followed you and is staring at you with a tired grumpy face as if you forced them to get up and follow you

[vio @Erogetism]

This almost happened when I was 8 but I stopped it by turning the doorknob 14 times every time I left the house

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

10 reps of being an Eagles fan

[LancCo Rob (Go Birds, Dickhead Edition) @TweetsByBerto]

COOPER DEJEAN

[grace ☀️ @47LYCKSELL]

whoever cursed the city of philadelphia, i’ll find you