lyss & hyperbole

your local neurodivergent public defender | 1913🔺🐘 | she/they | views are my own and don’t reflect my employer

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

remember how i’ve always wanted to be a public defender? 😁

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Subtle :) Sneaky :)

[Why everyone loves Pokemon @pokemon_twts]

monday

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

the week before vacation is always the longest week i’ve ever experienced

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

@alessiacara i will also give u all the money in my wallet for okay okay

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

@alessiacara i miss you, don’t call me
nighttime thing
find my boy
box in the ocean
drive
run run
fire

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

@alessiacara NIGHTTIME THING PLEASE

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

yes i resurfaced because alessia cara is doing a q&a. mind your business

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

@alessiacara DELUXE? 🫣

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

are you excited to tour after such a long time? where are you most excited to go?
#alessiacara  #loveandhyperbole

[Kibum's burnt gucci ✨💜🍀🥀♠️ @Wander_ingSheep]

So iconic, it became a meme so many people resonated with!

#KEY of #SHINee

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

i have once again landed myself in a part of youtube that i don’t really know how i got myself there, but i’m having fun

[mask up babes 💖 @sleebygaysian]

friend of a friend needs funds urgently! please help 🫶

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

@ItsMattsLaw criminal defense (as a public defender) in wisconsin, specifically southeastern wisconsin

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me running from the courthouse to my office so i don’t miss my video visit with a client is absolutely comical when i scheduled it for 10:30 bc i should’ve been back in my office by 10:15

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

@am_yers that sounds like an equal protection violation.

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@kiagnaw it’s fine! worst case scenario is that we try the case again

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

mistrial 😑

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my first (solo) jury trial is this week

[lyss & hyperbole @wrecklyss_]

@lyssquire yay i’m so happy to hear this time around is going better 🥹