foxsongs

fox | 30s | queer, disabled, black, tired. | 🔞 | she/they | I've never woken up from a nap and been okay

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

PEOPLE USED TO SHAME ME GROWING UP FOR SLEEPING AND NAPPING AS IF I WAS LAZY.

IT TURNS OUT I HAD AN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE AND UNDIAGNOSED AUTISM AND MY BODY WAS DESPERATE FOR RECOVERY TIME

SO FOR THE RECORD: FCK THEM

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

husband went to see The Odyssey

[✋🏾JJ 🤚🏾 | ᵖˡˢLesbotron8000 @lesbianspiral]

I have a crush on an older married woman. She's like soooo incredibly fine and she just responded to my instagram story picture saying "you look like you could steal someone's wife".....WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY THAT CHAT

[yuni 💫 °booktwt° @blueblossoming]

idc abt this discourse because i like reading both, but let me just say this: the popularity of fanfiction has RUINED the quality of contemporary romances, esp romcoms. tropes are only fun when you know the characters; sacrificing characterisation for these tropes? sacrilegious.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

petting your cat while they’re asleep and hearing their little chirps as they wake up is the most effective antidepressant in the world

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Suicune, Raikou and Entei but they're small

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

her, coming out as trans: so my name is Claire now
me: thank you for the clarification

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’ll say it again. Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump are exactly why you don’t elect presidents off the fucking TV.

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

A man asked me today if hes just not allowed to talk while im talking and i was like dude have you every talked to another person

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

What non-Brits need to understand is there’ll be more national mourning when this cat dies than we had for the Queen

[♱ Teresa Sofia ♱ 🐇🍂 - queer ppl deserve to live @sofiartworks]

Loitering gotta be the fakest crime ever. Fuck you mean people in the US can't just stand there. It sounds like something people would fabricate about North Korea

[✨️🌟Toot💨🌟✨️ @oakzap425]

Ryan's work is the ONLY critically acclaimed work in the mcu. Of ALL the characters in Doomsday, Wakanda/Talokan should have been direct Coogler consultations and approved changes. Why change oscar award winning costuming and character building? THIS IS INSANE.

[molli໒꒰ྀི ˶• ༝ •˶ ꒱ྀི১ @vampmolli]

big fan of sex after argument, sooo intimate if done right and not just a “fucking so you forget” but an “i’m so sorry my love, let me show you how much you mean to me”

[onion person @CantEverDie]

yeah ai political ads have to be banned immediately or we have to take away the right to vote for people over the age of 50. its one of the two

[Nightbloom @Nightbloomc]

That's us...

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

On the train crying because I saw a really wet pigeon when all his friends were dry

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

TSA made me take my boots off and get back in line and then they LOST -* ONE*- BOOT in the fucking xray machine for like 15 mins and treated me like *I* was a crazy asshole for being like HEY WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA MISS MY FLIGHT so fucking incredibly I did in fact miss my flight