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i'm a writer. i just have to prove it to the world. i aspire to author crime, mystery, and thriller yarns you won't be able to put down.

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@Springfield_Inc besides the Viridan, are there other lights which fit the Hellcat rails?

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I literally just googled "how to get out of carpooling."

#introvert #introvertproblems

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@kumailn writing a novel is like having sex: my wife, when she's around for it, would rather i spend my time more constructively.

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irrespective of punctuation, "dammit, I'm mad!" is a palindrome - you're welcome.

#uselessfacts #linguaphile

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@goodreads A Wrinkle In Time - Madeleine L'Engle

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taking inspiration from an old Breton sailor's prayer: the sea is so vast, and my boat is so small.

ain't it the truth

#inspiration

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@Beathhigh "Ripe strawberries, ripe!...Must be someone who will buy..."

#oliver!

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@mcnairwilson Right now, it's the latest Rebus novel by @Beathhigh, Rather Be The Devil.

Lovin' it.

#amreading #inspiration

[Ian Rankin @Beathhigh]

Three obits in today's Times = three novels waiting to be written...

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singin' sin and thinnin' gin. (except it's bourbon)

#gwendolynbrooks #amwriting #writerslife #wordcount

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after waking rough this morning (whiskey is to blame), I realize that I'm not the old me anymore. now, I'm the OLD me.
#tempusfugit

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trying to measure my life by the seeds I sow rather than the harvest I reap

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i just added two things i've already done to my to-do list.

that's where i am right now. that's a thing i just did. 🤔

#workplace #todolist

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how have I lived 37 years and not read Agatha Christie before now?!

...and I call myself a writer :-(

#amreading #amwriting #ashamed

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I've frequently laughed out loud, but have never lol'd.

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i have never made too many mashed potatoes.

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

Always bring a snack and a book when you go out. Or 2 books or 4 books or your whole bookshelf. Or just stay home.
#introvertproblems

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looking forward to the Colorado Springs #Writers Workshop meetup tonight. great folks, insightful critiques, and a nice bit of motivation!

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Filch's Cat would be a kick-ass band name. [note to self] start a band and name it Filch's Cat.😂🎸

#wishfulthinking #potterhead @jk_rowling

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i just submitted a poem to an online competition. #writers do that sort of thing, right?

#thisISmyfirstrodeo #amwriting #poetry