Lux 🍓

if you know me in person you didn’t see this

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

KANSAS?!?! GIRL WHAT THE HELL SURE

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I did not have sexual relations with that man.

[lola @lolaarchive]

super into not charging my phone anymore

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Someday he will die.

[tré easton @treeaston]

temu ass bush administration

[cafebeef @0xCAFEBEEF]

if i got raped and murdered and a youtuber described me as being graped and unalived, i'm haunting the shit outta that youtuber

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[sinlaurent @kosannamontana]

how the situationship feels when your friends don’t know about it

[✰🧃 @Addictke_]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

*47% TARIFFS ON MADAGASCAR

[MAL💰 @MAL___]

“Nokia” is the new “Hotline Bling” 💰💰💰

[𝒥𝑅 ✨🍸 @JaylaReneexx]

I heard Nokia in the club. I almost did a handstand

[Nemanja Magic @Ope__O]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[fadeaway jumper @lebronluvr69]

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

[Lux 🍓 @wright_lux]

what tough decisions… @BeatboxBevs
#AmbassadorProgram #beatbox #ValentinesDay

[one number every year @numberyear]

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[Matt Hunziker 🍉 @matthunzi]

look detective, we’re ALL looking for a hot 5’ 10” guy with athletic build and strong follow through instincts

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

so is there a Mrs. Guy Who Shot The UnitedHealthcare CEO or