Shane Wright

Your grandma ain't my grandma

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@PardonMyTake @KendrickPerkins Max needs to find his preferred cheese slice machine setting and ask for them to slice it at that number every Tim

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@gosuprime21 @PardonMyTake Booooo Wendy testaburger, boooo

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@b_dechambeau Lemming

[Chroma Medicine @chromamedicine]

We are excited to introduce Chroma Medicine, a genomic medicine company pioneering epigenetic editing to precisely regulate gene expression in disease.

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[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@dkm14 We have your 100m dash, don’t worry

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@dkm14 DK, I’m currently in an argument about how well you’d do in the decathlon. Could you proved your current:
1 mile time, 400m time, javelin, shot put, discus,long jump, high jump, 110m hurtles, and pole vault

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@HoHighlights @fcrk_en This is the herd immunity plan in action

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@kelscann @xsbriannaa @LIZbehonestt 😂😂 an instant classic

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@barstoolsports Why did he present that like the guy from khan academy

[Big Oil @LargePetroleum]

in what many experts are calling “a much-needed return to normalcy”, I am firing off basketball and hockey parlays from the golf course parking lot

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@JeffEisenband The cardinals got swept in 2004

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@KevinBoilard There seems to be a lack of lotion on telesco’s desk. Giants looking to have a calm no regrets draft

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I’m proud to endorse my friend @JoeBiden for President of the United States. Let's go: https://t.co/maHVGRozkX

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

I just heard a guy outside my apartment yell “I am the leader of the universe”. Usually I’d say he’s a crazy man but in times like this I’ll follow him to the grave

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@highway2kel Emphasis on DEAD

[Mo Khalil @MoKhalilLab]

Today in quantitative & systems biology, we tackle NOISE! Courtesy of @ElowitzLab, @arjunrajlab and colleagues.

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

@BarstoolBigCat A parlay with all of the Christmas unders

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

I still expect the doctor to be impressed when I don’t freak out during my flu shot

[cassidy gilchrest @cassidygilll]

A few eggs were harmed in the making of this video

[Shane Wright @wright_shane]

If @maroon5 can’t make time for spongebob, I can’t take time to listen to them