Wright Quotes

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

For those of you who have quotes you'd like to be considered, please email [email protected] and put wrightquotes in the subject line.

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"Are there even beavers in Oklahoma?"

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"Okay look at my smartboard (window). I've got it set on nature."

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"Hey smart people! Hmm. I say smart people and no one shuts up.."

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"Woops. I almost feel off my chair. That's karma."

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"It's like a sea of sea monkeys...But who is the sea of sea monkeys? Let's say them."

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"Hello Smarties!"

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"So there is justice in the world...which means I'll be rich someday!"

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"He had it coming..is he dead?"

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"He just hit his diabooty."

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"Good morning Mr. Sunshine, why do you sound so sharp?"

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"I made that happen with just one cup of coffee."

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

"Any food allergies? Not even lava? Lava is a common food allergy."

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

Danger is my third name...

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

I'm going to turn you all into jack-o-lanterns.

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

Curmudgeon power activate!

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

I like to feel dangerous when i'm riding my lawn mower.

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

Lotion discounts. Yes!

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

I need to go call my wife and see if she's left me yet.

[Wright Quotes @wrightquotes]

Hey, can I have the permission and the spicy spicers?