andrea porter

Tall woman, flat fens, easily spotted, writes .

[andrea porter @writearound]

@PauleyP Fabulous

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Should have thought it through blowing up the exercise ball downstairs to use upstairs.

[andrea porter @writearound]

@chunkbardey I'm a 6'4" woman and 69 years old and I get jokes about never being a 'little old lady heightist, ageist and sexist in one phrase takes some beating. My mother used to assure me when I was teased that the other kids weren't far enough out of the ground to be healthy.

[andrea porter @writearound]

Sun lake friend all good.

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BLISS: Q&A with playwright Fraser Grace https://t.co/R31x1Chc6W

[andrea porter @writearound]

@stephenson_pj @suekburge @DavidSirois3 Great reading tonight. Would love to buy Selfie with Waterlilies but Paperswan press site is pinging back as unsafe. Any copies I could buy from you direct?

[andrea porter @writearound]

I have just commemorated Flight commander Miles Jeffrey Game Day https://t.co/cGDqwSVwrL

[andrea porter @writearound]

Saw Ghostbusters and was gratified that the women wore normal clothes or overalls and no cleavage was hoicked into view for male ratings.

[andrea porter @writearound]

Plumber after boiler check..' Old ones just keep on going.They keep it simple,nothing fancy. ' Much like myself.

[andrea porter @writearound]

We can now use this to slice a banana thus saving the tedium of lifting a knife.We are a doomed species.

[andrea porter @writearound]

Making superhero game with an autistic boy, he said finding cat pooh in your Iron Man suit should send you back three spaces, fair enough.

[andrea porter @writearound]

Created a fudge tart ( using original old school dinner recipe). Times call for childhood comfort food. Next Butterscotch Angel Delight

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@1970Flower hello you I'm fine, a tad gutted that when interviewed I wasn't deemed good enough for the job.

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So small boy with zombie fascination tells me they are smelly because they don't change their underpants.

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Go if you can and if you can't sign the petition. https://t.co/PW2yq1rZAU

[National Centre for Writing @WritersCentre]

Join us for a unique night of poetry in support of Palestinian poet Ashraf Fayadh https://t.co/wEE3AgqDjp

[andrea porter @writearound]

Very sore throat so voice went Lauren Bacall, then Paul Robeson and am now somewhere in the ball park area of Louis Armstrong.

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Instant artist statement: Arty Bollocks Generator https://t.co/v5T9enGXqY via @artybollocks

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Haven't been outside today. I sense it is still there from the way something arrived via the letterbox. If not invisible forces are at work.

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I am laying lino tiles.I am usually not the sort of klutz you should let loose with a Stanley knife. There could be blood before tea time.

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Lidl to pay 9,000 staff the full living wage

http://t.co/bf3OEnICu1