Jan

she/her|| Fellow cricket enthusiast ||
certified shit poster

[Jithincr🧢 @Jithincrr]

Me Going to the temple after a long gap
God:

[Jan @writer4lyf]

@_Blindinho_ He syncs ah?

[Anushka @AnuGoswami04]

The part in #obsession where the real nikki begs bear to kill her and all he could ask her was "what's so bad about being with me" and then left was the actual horror.

[Echo ↬ @vikku60879]

Spoilers -

Obsession is ultimately a film about how ordinary men can commit extraordinary violence while genuinely believing they're the victims. How a "nice guy" can wish someone into a cage and then slowly rationalize why he shouldn't let them out. How the distance between fantasy and reality can cost lives.

#Obsession

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Every time you hesitate to have your third coffee of the day, remember there are people out there doing cocaine. Enjoy that coffee

[Manjula Singh @SinghManju37713]

Girls, Pay your own bills. Too many men mistake paying for a meal as paying for consent...
Just like 370rs ki biryani. Itne mein to ek lip balm bhi nahi aata 🤣🤣

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

how do you guys deal with coming home from work and feeling too exhausted to do anything? this happens to me every day and it's ruining my life

[Haydos🛡️ @GovindIstOdraza]

I can't die without experiencing a test cricket in England and Australia

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[priya (on vocal rest) @xAccioPeace]

i want to kewl all school uniform designers.

for boys, it’s always utilitarian. no unnecessary bells and whistles. for girls, it’s always some kind of bullshit. JUST GIVE GIRLS THE SAME SHIRT AND PANTS CALL IT A DAY YOU FUCKING PERVERTED ASSHOLES.

and the Malaysian bright idea

[sir jacob bethell era @bet_helll]

Imagine how much Kohli has rattled Gambhir all his life that he still doesn't select any RCB players despite them winning B2B IPL titles🤣🤣

[♬·♪·✰ℤ𝕖𝕟𝕞𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕚✰·♪·♬ @YouGoManWhyMe]

y'all cannot one up my fave duo ever 💖🥰
சோகம்
விட்டு சொர்க்கம் தொட்டு
ராகம் இட்டு தாளம் இட்டு
பாட்டு பாடும் வானம்பாடி
நாம் தான் ஹேய் 🥳🎉

[Shailesh @shailesh18_]

Hard to think past this one

[Jan @writer4lyf]

@Nithyeaahh Valid

[Baddie Janta Party @poppppppypetals]

Women hear their mom's stories and get empathetic
Men hear their mom's stories and ca them toxic

[Dr. Devashish Palkar @psychidiaries]

Practiced 5 months for test cricket only to be dismissed by an IPL bowler and caught by an IPL team's strategic advisor.😄🙌

[jezz @JezziiB]

If abortion is illegal because “sex has natural consequences,” then liver transplants for alcoholics and lung transplants for smokers should be illegal too because consequences, darling, are so consistent.

[Saurabh Kumar @drummatick]

Everyone says upskill, upskill, upskill

Man, they keep killing the skills I am upping in

[Martin Kubrick Iñárritu @ilaiyaraja_1023]

Valiant -1 ah innaiku mattum 5 times ku mela fullah ketutten 😭🎧