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Zensunni American xillenial 🌋 prayer, vitamins, training 🤲🏻 happy wife, afterlife 💀

[Cairo Smith @cairoasmith]

On the east coast, the whites are people who got off the boat and stopped, and the East Asians are people who went way the hell across thousands of extra miles to a terrible climate.

On the west coast, though, it's all the East Asians who stopped when they got off the boat and the whites who decided to go thousands of miles overland.

Much to ponder here.

[LUKE @LukeFurryjo]

The best fighters aren’t built on fight night they’re built in empty gyms, one round at a time.

[HG @writlarger]

Gym instills metaphysics

[HG @writlarger]

Macgregor confirmed twat, happy for Max w the easy payday 🤙

[Kırmızı Köşe @KirmiziKoseMMA]

🙏🏻 Max Holloway: ‘’Conor yerdeyken, ‘Dostum, hadi ama' dedim. Yani bunu bitirelim, işi bitti zaten biliyorsun. Ve o dövüşmek istedi, tekrar ayağa kalkmaya çalıştı, geri yere yığıldı. Ben sadece onun hızlıca iyileşmesini umuyorum. Ona sadece sevgilerimi gönderiyorum. Conor hayatını yoluna koymaya çalışıyor. Bu yüzden dualarım onunla.’’

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

A tourist was seriously injured Friday evening after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional photographer Mike Macleod filmed the incident and said the bison was "angry, agitated and charging anything and everything." (No audio)

[HG @writlarger]

You die.

Weak husband:

Strong husband:

[Jim O'Shaughnessy @jposhaughnessy]

Two thoughts from Arthur Schnitzler

"To be ready is one thing, to be able to wait is another; but to seize the right moment is everything."

"Martyrdom has always been a proof of the intensity, never of the correctness of a belief."

[HG @writlarger]

We measure our age in years but live in the moment. Yeah those years amounted to this and that but everything turns on a moment. You got a new day today dumbass

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

fun fact: there are two American flags in this photo

[alexlindsay @alexlindsay]

If you want to understand American optimism…

We celebrate the date that we declared independence, not the date that we achieved it.

[HG @writlarger]

Smith machines were slammed whole session. State of the union is strong.

[Sage Actual @SageDynamics]

We set the bar high right out of the gate.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

Kids today consider sparklers fireworks, we lit M-80s with Marlboro Reds. We are not the same.

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

Maybe it’s just better to see yourself living inside a great myth as part of an enchanted world.

[chichi @even_scarecrows]

Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is Telling Her How You Really Feel