Ryan Swanson

Uncle Ned's designated driver.

[Eric Geller @ericgeller]

A sitting member of Congress is indicted and it's like the fourth biggest story of the day. Oh also he was the second lawmaker to endorse Trump. The first, Rep. Chris Collins, has also been indicted. This is real life.

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

My fear about the #MigrantChildren is that the children already taken from their parents will never be reunited; that a new group of migrant families will be imprisoned together, and after new crisis will distract us, people will ask, "Whatever happened to those kids anyway?" 1/

[John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan]

I had many fights with Congressional Dems over the years on national security matters. But I never witnessed the type of reckless partisan behavior I am now seeing from Nunes and House Republicans. Absence of moral and ethical leadership in WH is fueling this government crisis. https://t.co/KEUrsgtqhp

[Trey Gowdy @TGowdySC]

As I have said repeatedly, I also remain 100 percent confident in Special Counsel Robert Mueller. The contents of this memo do not - in any way - discredit his investigation.

[James Comey @Comey]

That’s it? Dishonest and misleading memo wrecked the House intel committee, destroyed trust with Intelligence Community, damaged relationship with FISA court, and inexcusably exposed classified investigation of an American citizen. For what? DOJ & FBI must keep doing their jobs.

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

Who radicalized him? https://t.co/zBrLe8yLrY

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

Attentions guys on TV shows: DO NOT play pool with your female co worker. She's secretly really good!!

[Jeff Tiedrich [retired account — see bio] @jefftiedrich]

Trump: "Ice is hot. You can cook an egg on an ice cube."
All rational thinking people: "WTF???"
Deplorables: "HA HA TRIGGERED LIB, GET OVER IT"
Paul Ryan: "This is an unfortunate distraction."
New York Times: "Trump And Democrats Differ On Temperature Of Ice."

[NPR @NPR]

One last time: "I'm Robert Siegel. And you're listening to All Things Considered from NPR News."

#ThanksRobert

https://t.co/R7cde58Sma

[Daniel Lin @danwlin]

Under Obama, the number of years reached only 2017. Since I have taken office, the number of years have gone Up to 2018, the highest on record! https://t.co/v5cGQJ1U6E

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

(Jeff Foxworthy voice)

If the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...uh, you might be Amore

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

“Bull Durham,” obvi. https://t.co/8mEKrdMhFr

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

My Christmas meditation in the @latimes: "How can you be Christian without caring for the poor?" https://t.co/0jklnTqnT7

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Even if you like Trump, or tolerate him for what you think he can do for you or your cause, you are choosing against those American institutions. If you think they are broken, fix them, don't help Trump destroy them. Choose.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

The Net Neutrality changes soon to happen are a perfect blatant example of our political system's corruption.Follow the money. Cui bono?

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO dropping 280 for this...
Let’s bring 10k gifts to kids in 🇵🇷 this holiday season!
@toysrus will deliver ‘em and @HispanicFed + @REvLatina will have parties on #ThreeKingsDay to distribute to kids throughout #PuertoRico: https://t.co/ejAwR0kH5g

[Netflix @netflix]

To the 53 people who've watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you?

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Is there a word for the almost immeasurably tiny feeling of satisfaction you get from putting in a USB the right way up the first time?

[Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie]

Amazing writing, now that’s a column, on an unforgettable night. I’ll bet it’s not even 700 words long either. https://t.co/CNMu4NKYV4