Kelly

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[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

751 unmarked graves. this school closed in 1997. this is not history.

[Kelly @writteninapril]

Fuck the church 🤗

[Kelly @writteninapril]

@AmandaAnkney @courtneyskippon She absolutely does!

[Kelly @writteninapril]

It’s an actual tragedy that season 7 of Below Deck gave us @courtneyskippon but also made us endure that misogynistic shit show. I just wanna watch her over and over again but FUCK those men ugh I need another cocktail

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

*me hearing a girl say the most insane thing I’ve ever heard* No exactly

[Rap Game Ina Garten @KaraBTweets]

Frances McDormand is like the art teacher in middle school you were afraid of but when you get older you get it.

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Well done, Ontario.

[Kelly @writteninapril]

Apparently paw patrol is much better when you’re 3 drinks in

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

All set for Doug Ford’s press conference.

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Are you worried about blood clots?

I have some bad news for you about this virus that’s going around.

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Genuine stupid joy to write this impossibly stupid but with Bowen Yang who is the Celine Dion of comedy. He delivers!!!

[kelly powell @kellannpow]

the Legally Blonde outro of “Warner graduated without honors, without a girlfriend and without any job offers” is what made me a feminist send tweet

[Kelly @writteninapril]

@takeyourzoloft I’d read an entire book about your disdain for the Kramer’s

[ᓅᑎᓂᑐᒫᑲᐣ @cedarsageskoden]

Today I’m thinking about how badly colonization has fucked us. You have Indigenous people questioning their Indigeneity because of intergenerational trauma, and you have non-Indigenous people trawling their family trees hoping for one native ancestor so they can capitalize on it.

[Kelly @writteninapril]

@DarthraedarX0 You start to sleep in 2 hour intervals. I was not a nap person when I had my first child. Second baby is here and I will sleep anywhere at any time for however long I am blessed with

[Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @RTodKelly]

"Hi, I'm a dude that's spent the past 30 years railing against Title IX, mocking the WNBA, sneering at female soccer stars, and making lesbian jokes about any female athlete. And folks, I'm worried about what the trans movement will do to the purity & sanctity of women's sports."