my own private idk

✨By Disappointment Only✨ Born and raised in the Big Rotten Apple.

[my own private idk @wrongendofacig]

@724x00945 I wonder if they’re selling this carpeting lol. what store is it??

[🖤 @alrc0_]

Yo en relación: perdonando lo imperdonable

Yo soltera: no me gusta por qué usa skinny
jeans

[Charli @charli_xcx]

welcome back the 1975 <3

[Nem @Nemzsi]

liqour? yeah if she lets me

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[Terry O'Connor @tf_oconnor]

just know that every time u like my social media you are digitally caressing my wounded spirit

[✩ @wetfIowers]

3 of cups

[đämįân @d4muchi]

la vida me dio dos pulmones
uno para fumar y el otro para suspirar por vos

[maddy 🔆 @mddyluvsbeatlez]

i wish i had small boobs because i want my tshirts to fit like frank zappas

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

bruce springsteen wrote I’m on Fire and managed to capture perfectly how it feels to be a carnally horny depressed masc lesbian on a beautiful summer evening

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Sleep well, NY.

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[Malachi© @problemochile]

If you’re a transplant from anywhere in the middle of America you’re not a New Yorker but if you’re an immigrant and came to New York when you were in elementary school you 1000% a New Yorker hope this helps

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[my own private idk @wrongendofacig]

when I say I’m a Barb I mean Barbra Streisand

[my own private idk @wrongendofacig]

say anything really were saying anything bc wym you write a pop punk song imagining that you were anne frank’s bf in occupied amsterdam trying not to get caught fucking by the nazis