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Cis het he-him translator/audio editor/voice actor, host of Mandarin Slang Guide @msgmandarin, profile pic by @nancy0039

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If you're in 京东 or 淘宝 range, check out @nancy0039 's just-published 《邂逅》"Encounters"!

Fear not, the ad is in Chinese but the printing is CHN+EN.

Nancy's illustrations are always delightful and her whimsical musings were a joy to translate. Also she's cool as hell

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@ourobororoboruo 篮球
因为蓝不能fade
蓝如果fade的话就是青

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@azkabella

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@shiftyginger Had no idea mine was manually sent. Makes it feel that much more special. Thanks for everything!

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@tomolikestoeat A random internet passerby whispers: "It's a hurdy-gurdy. Sounds fake but that's really what it's called."

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A stray followed me home. She was chipped, but the former owner said she can't take care of it anymore so it's mine. She (Bella, right) is getting along very well with Carl. Thank you for tuning in to this special announcement.

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Important announcement:

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Hey, @Walgreens! I wanted a flu shot, not a passive-aggressive criticism of my mother's refusal to sacrifice her family identity to the patriarchy!

(Still gonna get that flu shot tho, and so should you)

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Update: Just ran my first 5k distance (10:08). Carl is inexplicably unimpressed.

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Just ran a mile. This is not the best shape I've ever been in, but this is the first time I've "run a mile."

I give it 3 stars. Good feeling of accomplishment, but I ended up right where I started.

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@ourobororoboruo Almost done furnishing my new place and am about to start doing this 🙃

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@davekarpf "It's not sexy, but it's essential" is a wild way to talk about your wife

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There is no dog in this picture.

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@JimMillward @ChinaLawTransl8 Genuinely curious if I'm missing something, because this seems to say "The one thing I want to point out about your argument against a common misconception is that it doesn't conform to the common misconception."

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Still life with paws

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Moving. Carl really didn't want to be left behind.

Note: He did not get left behind.

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F*cking watch me

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Parsifal cannot, with a straight face, be called comically strophic.

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I guess finding anyone *unqualifiedly* well in this day and age is a tall order.

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But it's nothing a few belly scritches can't solve

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Carl Barks is officially heartworm free! A pound dog, he was probably abandoned at some point and reeally doesn't like being left behind, so he jumps into any open car door (or trunk) he sees.

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He also does not appreciate that my job keeps me out of the house until 11pm, and he's not shy about displaying his displeasure.

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@ThreatNotation Nobody in the replies js gonna mention Dowland, huh

Kids these days, dwelling in darkness I swear