Five Fathoms

"Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, but I invented the light bulb up my ass"

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@EmmaVigeland @bradlander Look at you hobknobbing with one of baddest of bitches ❤️

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@PlayOverwatch the worst thing you ever did to this game was make it free to play... I have never played with so many dipshits in my life

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@JackdawJackal I was gonna say Confused Homicidal Morman

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@Suboja__ @infocharlixcx 🙃

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@gragamsnoleperd @infocharlixcx I feel like she's closest to Echo in that they both use vocoders

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@smc429 I have a feeling she knows firsthand

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I love my women like I like my cereal... full of creatine

[Man Cereal @eatmancereal]

Cereal Without the B.S.

You don't need a breakfast with bright mascots or sugar bombs. We keep things simple with real fuel for real life.

2.5g Creatine. 15-16g Protein. 5g Carbs. 0g Added Sugar.

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@buckysthoughts Don't bother responding to that piece of shit... Gay Republicans should have their gay card revoked

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@ShawnAmFirst Fucking roman numeral tattoo... that's gayer than five men fucking each other human centipede style

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@nomodeath Those papers look thinner than a toilet seat cover

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@slvppy You freaks see the word breed and start drooling

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@TheGayBoyShow Imagine that... a muscle gay making everything about himself

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@RealestMemes_ Grind that game at work for eight hours

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@SteveLovesAmmo God I wish I was as blissfully stupid as you

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@esjesjesj A bit gay, yes

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@BenMFreeman Are you a Zionist? Because if you are you deserve worse

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@SatyrOnMars Take your boring shit back to Bluesky

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@hitsignal @Madonna @Madonna can we get a clip to tide us over until tomorrow? We are so excited babe 😍

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@antipiker I refuse to endorse the camo pants

BUT KAYA 😍

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@USA_Polling Refreshing to know that the voters in LA are just as stupid as the rest of the country