Five Fathoms

"Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, but I invented the light bulb up my ass"

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@SiobhanAnne04 Girl it’s Louis

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@MattLech can this clip be added to tomorrows show PLEASEEEEE

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

The 120th Congress will impeach Pete Hegseth. Tick tock asshole.

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@Ojeda4America Shoot this into my veins like heroine

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@kid_riles White trash tends to band together around white racists

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@Variety Did Larry Ellison pay you guys to post this horseshit

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@Reuters @ladygaga MOM SNAG IT AND PRESERVE IT

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@tim_ide_ He's too obsessed with himself to learn anything

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@SokkzVr This is just white trash being white trash, have you ever visited the Midwest?

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@aresthethird2 Roman Polanski huh... who the fuck wants to spread your bullshit

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@gilhuybrecht Who the fuck uses Discord for business... this has to be a parody account

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@an2piker I’d rather see him fuck Stavi than Ezra fucking Klein

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@TheAtlantean9 When theater kids have MAGA parents

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@MemoryCardFiles Ed Boon would like a word

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@Acyn Two words to that asshole: Max Miller

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@ASUHHHDBLUH What do you expect from a dude named Braylen 💀

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@DropSiteNews Coming from the two assholes who refused to endorse Zohran is RICH

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@CINEM0RPH So Toy Story is a Christmas movie because they had Christmas at the very end huh

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@MogLifeLabs @EsotericHarambe Ironic how men who think muscles make them manly meanwhile they take more selfies than a gay man on Grindr

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@reggiebblue At least we can tell it's not coke

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@ZachBitango Does anyone need anymore proof that frat men are fucking idiots