tex lexington

perpetual winner!

[tex lexington @ws1hf]

Hit a dog on the highway. It shouldn’t have been there though

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

There should be emojis like 💯 for all the percents

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

There will never be another Stacey King 👑

[tex lexington @ws1hf]

@chisportsross Splitter was literally never an assistant for the Spurs! He started coaching in 2019 with the nets and hasn’t been involved in the spurs org since he left as a player in 2015. This has nothing to do with him

[tex lexington @ws1hf]

@FraterStatera @LukaDoncicStanD 4th in the league in rebounds per game this year btw (sure he should be first or whatever but ‘objectively bad’ means something)

[dan @Dansplainer]

im gonna start saying this to strangers at complete random

[tex lexington @ws1hf]

You can halve your cake and eat it two

[Losing it @prophethusband]

I’ve blocked so many ads on here I’m pretty sure I just got one for bacteria

[tex lexington @ws1hf]

@m4dder4ll @hivemindassoc

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

teachers say we dont read enough wtf we be doing on our fone

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

More like Humour Simpson. That guy's funny. Also more like Humour Griffin (Peter Griffin)

[「Okuyasu Nijimura 」 @NijiJoBro]

I would probably not even eat that because there is scorpions

[M.T. Lazarus 🌹 @MT_Lazarus]

i’ve seen this circulated for the past day and i still don’t understand why they had to photoshop his shoes off in this picture

[tex lexington @ws1hf]

@CTachio83984

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I disagree with most of the definitions in the Merriam-Webster dictionary, but it's still useful for the spelling

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I'm tired of fighting people on here. More Mr. Nice Guy.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

This lady i work with saw a guy slip in the snow and she said it was "like watching a video on instagram"

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

April fools day is officially the worst time to be a gullible and trusting guy that lowkey has a micro penis

[tex lexington @ws1hf]

@indrjl @RadishHarmers https://t.co/gJT0YUHbOp

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Today is not April Fools day. APRIL FOOLS!

[tex lexington @ws1hf]

@indrjl @RadishHarmers No he hasn’t.