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Money ain’t got no owners, only spenders. #dogecoin $DOGE $GME $AMC $BB $NOK 🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🏻

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@ShabbosK makes you think 🤔

[Shabbos Kestenbaum @ShabbosK]

If Mamdani would like me, a white New Yorker who never owned slaves, to pay a black New Yorker who never was a slave, then I propose:

Every Muslim in NYC starting with Mamdani, should pay us for 9/11.

Please explain why the latter makes no sense but the former does.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Congrats to USA Today’s Nancy Armour! She has written the dumbest paragraph not only of my lifetime but in the history of sports. This is an article that says @CaitlinClark22 arguing calls has become dangerous for the @wnba and civil rights. Nancy Armour should be out in a straight jacket and locked up. We can’t have these types of smooth brains roaming freely in society

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@MBFantasyLife @MatthewBerryTMR literally some of the worst rankings ever tracked

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@MatthewBerryTMR @MBFantasyLife trash advice for a trash site. perfect match

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Theater of the absurd.

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@RotoWireNFL same fam

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

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@schadjoe and was caught immediately

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@RickV500 @JoePisapia17 makes u wonder wut he had to do to get fired…

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@picNICKbasket_ @JoePisapia17 doesnt sound like it was out of nowhere based on whats goin around

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@CBSNews wtf

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@ABC cant decide if this is cool or terrifying

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@nypost not enough of them tbh

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@pick_six22 lmao no way you’re making him the victim here.

He walked into an opposing team’s tent, WITH A KNIFE, was asked to leave 15 times, and then murdered the kid who finally pushed him to try and get him to leave.

He went into that tent looking to kill.

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@ManiacMoe @pick_six22 you can’t be this thick

[Adam @zandermercury]

Dianna Russini couldn’t fuck this information out of me

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@mckaycoppins ur too stupid to even realize this is tribal-backed lobbying to localize gambling to their venues to line their pockets.

at least pretend to do some research before u say stupid shit

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@mckaycoppins Ur still at this scam? Just fucking go away, dude. u wrote a shitty article that morons got fooled by. ur 15 minutes are over. u can fuck off now.

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On the plus side, we got to see two fraudulent journalists throw their careers away in the last month.

@DMRussini and @mckaycoppins both canceled themselves, and neither will be taken seriously ever again.