@CitySamuel There's no oil left according to Labour, Conservatives, LibDems, Gordon Brown, and the BBC.
We're too wee, too poor & too stupid in Scotland apparently.
@ShwartzDelmore@TEnglishSport I guess I meant it as a compliment. DM has the speed to do little fouls, nothing serious so refs don't card him. As players age their fouls become more obvious. IMHO Calmac is now getting picked up by Scots refs more. In Europe their speed advantage is less so refs book them.
@ShwartzDelmore@TEnglishSport I think speed is so important. Calmac is picking up bookings now which he didn't before. He's just slowing down that little bit. Once DM also slows down that touch he'll suffer too.
Way different to giving a boy a dab in the puss with the pointy bit.
@hjluks To be honest, I was quite pleased when I had an injury with a Latin name, per anserine bursitis. People would respond with a satisfying, "Ooh!"
But a strained duck's foot? That sounds rubbish to my pals at the golf.
@hjluks Took a while to get to the NHS specialist for my twisted knee.
"You've this that and the other and we could consider the knife, but the biggie is you've strained your duck foot. Do these exercises and you'll get back to 95%+. Unknown things happen with surgery. Do the physio."