Palprotein

unapologetic prequel memer. It’s probably an addiction but if I see the opportunity I can and will post prequel memes.

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@Dongurihou Pokémon

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@AiPinfu2003 Like a … perfect cell?

[PNWUFOR Desert Edition (Troy) @pnwufor]

@Polymarket I saw this on Rick and Morty

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced them that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

[Ninethie @Ninethie]

You put me in charge of Bethesda for a year and I'd have Elder Scrolls news and Fallout news out within a week.

This is insane.

I dont care anymore, this is an awful way to think about the fans who play your games.

Make new games not modded MTXs for your current ones.

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@HubPointless You think they’ll still be alive? Maybe they’ll be in a nursing home but that’s optimistic.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Yeah, so basically the current prevailing schizo internet theory is that AI nerds have destroyed the internet and created infinite spam.

The advertisement goons are now incapable of determining who is a bot and who is an actual human. The advertisement goons no longer want to pay as much to social media networks.

Social media networks, in full blown panic of losing potential revenue, decided to lobby governments saying "we gotta protect the kids! ID everyone to protect the kids from pedophiles!".

The social media networks know this doesn't really protect kids. But, it does two things (and a third accidentally).

1. They now can identify who is human and who is AI slop machine, or enough to appease the advertisement goons

2. Advertising to children is a general no-no from politicians, or something, so with ID verification they can say with confidence they're not advertising to children because it's been ID verification. Basically, they can weed out the children and focus on advertising to adults

3. The feds can now tell who is human and who is AI slop. This inadvertently helps them with tracking people and serving fresh daily dumps of propaganda, or whatever they want to do.

It's a win-win-win for advertisers, social media networks, the government, and any business which does data collections.

It fucks over everyone else.

Chat, I'm not going to lie to you. This is an extremely good conspiracy schizo theory and I unironically believe it.

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@jtimsuggs I see him on that poster.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo did not realize that Mr. Ryan Gosling was such a big fan of rocks...

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we are fucked

[Corporate Absurdity @ConsoomerLs]

Companies be like "We have tons of benefits!"

The benefits:
-Bathroom breaks
-Water cooler
-Can wear jeans on Friday

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

You know what would be peak comedy, right about now?

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@MishaSki30245 @BudLightSadness

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Reporter: The president called you a loser.

Republican Senator Thom Tillis: “I am thrilled about that. That makes me qualified to be homeland security secretary and senior adviser to the president.”

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

oh hey look its the dumb bitch that thinks it can predict me

[Libertarian Party of Louisiana @LouisianaLp]

You can't be a libertarian and cheer for a police state.

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@Danny8bit