HR (Humor Resources)

Exploring the humor angle of HR | Got a name but can't tell | HR professional who hates boss | Wants to enjoy life & have fun | No i can't meet u in real life

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

CTC, ESOPs, Performance based bonus, super annuity bonus, wealth plan etc. etc. sab bakwas hai.

Your asli aukad is what gets reflected on ITR.

#Fact #HR

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

That’s me after my boss for no reason wants to micro manage my work.

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

Me on a Saturday morning when my boss calls me to chat about the least important thing in this world.

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

@SHRMindia @shawndubravac Chairs are empty. Is he addressing empty chairs ? #SHRMTech19

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

@BeingHR @kritimakhija @hrsanjaynegi @NeerajSharrma @contacttripathi @Archnahr @ArpitaKuila @VijayBankar @jainruchita89 @rucsb @ShivaniDhuliya @shamikv @Singh_Vandana @brilliansk @vinit_taneja @meeMeenakshi @NamanHR @ShreyaTomar24 @HRkatha @Gauravthehr @Futuristic80 @ArunBee @SashaAbraham9 @ankitamishra327 @svraghunandan @RitanshMittal5 @DrRohtashS @SilkyAmity @PreetyY97792256 @BinduCherungath Blue: % of people in my office who don’t deserve an increment post appraisal

Light brown: % of people who deserve an increment but don’t get enough

Dark brown: % of people who deserve, get and leave post increment

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

It’s called #FoolsDay cos it’s first day of the financial year where you are given unrealistic targets with a peanut increment. You as a fool accept it & jump with joy!

Happy #FoolsDay to all you jokers!

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

Reminded of my tweet from last year. Still the same #FakeAwards #WorldHRDCongress

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

#WorldHRDCongress organizer: we will shower u with an award
HR guy: kitne ka diya?
O: 1Lakh
H: theek theek batao, 6 lene hai
#FakeAward

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

Mumbai will experience a rain of #FakeAwards for 3 days and our fellow #HR colleagues will showcase their photos with pride on social pages #WorldHRDCongress #WorldHRD

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

How my #CEO sees my boss vs how I see him

#HR

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

When my boss explains me my goals for the coming year.

Me: How the F are they different than yours?
#GoalSetting #PerformanceManagement #HR

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

Can we implement this in offices too ? A band or something to represent we need assistance or not, just for my #Boss to learn not to micromanage me.

[amy nguyen @amyngyn]

I need every store to adopt this format

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

When you come to know the #Boss who disapproved your holiday sighting lot of work is himself on a holiday today! Sigh 😔

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

Match the faces with days of the week.
A - Saturday & Sunday
C - Monday
D - Tuesday
E - Wednesday
F - Thursday
B - Friday

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

Never in my life I have understood why bosses love to micromanage work?
Why hire capable people in first place when you can’t give freedom. #HR

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

How I feel when my #Boss micromanages my work

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

Me the moment someone uses the words honestly speaking, Trust me, belive me...
I got you buddy!

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

The filter I put up from Monday to Friday to stay civilised in office.

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

Me thinking how the Fuck did my #Boss even get this out of cycle promotion for not doing any work? #PerformanceManagement #HR

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

Me after receiving a message and call from my #Boss on a Sunday morning, asking me to complete some work which he feels it’s urgent but dam the deadline is Wednesday.

[HR (Humor Resources) @wtf_hr]

First working day after Diwali break. This is me with my #Boss smiling

[Nabomita @nabomita_smiles]

Shouldn’t this picture win the ‘Expression of the year’ Award 🤔🤔

As Trump smiles at Putin .......look at others #ParisPeaceForum #Paris