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I like cryptids, that's all I have to say

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somebody needs to just place me in a dark room with a song i like on loop and leave me there with nothing to do. I've unintentionally been awake for 27 hours... I wanna sleep so fucking bad, but i can't for some reason

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@avatar_pabu97 @fionasnapples + if our mom wasn't around, it was probably something to behold, because people would still assume that my sister was my mom when i was a baby. mind you this was also the late 2000s in a shit town. ironically enough me and my sister are half siblings but look extremely similar.

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@avatar_pabu97 @fionasnapples my older sister was 16 when i was born, so when she was pushing the stroller while out with our mom people would assume it was grandma, mom and baby, when in reality it was mom and her 2 kids with a big age gap. you can imagine the looks my sister and my dad would get at times+

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@ahabstanaccount i have a quiz on Friday and two of the functions i'll need the most on my calculator decided to crap out yesterday. i haven't even had the damn thing for a full year!

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@NathanielDWill2 @BlueBoltVA there's some allegations against James Woods regarding sexual misconduct and something else. he's also a conservative tr*mp supporter.

this is just what i know, but i hope it helps at least a little bit.

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@DollsCreatives @P3droHB_ first, it's a parody account that originally posted.

second, maybe they aren't casting the original voice actors because they're too old in appearance or their body can't handle some of the stuff the characters do because of age? you think of that?

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@KirbytheAutaku @PrincessKitti there's no presence of a Y chromosome from a sperm cell, meaning that the egg couldn't have received it, meaning the baby couldn't have the Y chromosome either. but there are people today who are born with "odd" chromosome combinations, like XXY, just X, ect.

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@Dragoni54122077 @PrincessKitti having chromosome combinations like a single X, XXY, or only having a half X or Y with the main X are actual things, people can be born that way. and those people(at least single X and XXY to my knowledge) are often infertile due to it.

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@crazynate999 @cowboylikezain apparently he's been following her since 2018, so before everything with p!nk started

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@CANOHWORMSS the 2000s merch, i yearn for it in a biblical way

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@pileofbuttonz @delphindae at least to my knowledge a lot of places will allow you to own a snake, even venomous ones, but to my knowledge there is certain restrictions on how many you can own and things like that, which goes for a lot of pets actually.

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@kdjfmm @classigantexz widower according to comments from OP and he was talking to the new girl while his wife was still alive and knew about it

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@lixii0n @JenkemSuperfan @itafushiwrld it was most likely watered down to not traumatize a class 7 year olds on a monday. also, there probably still wasn't that much info out until after the last residential school closed in the mid 90s, and a lot of the info we know has come only out in the past 20-ish years.

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@_the_guy_ever_ i'd probably take Sam x Ash before i took Sam x Gordon.

"oh but enemies to lovers!" SHUT UP! that man was fully ready to kill Sam without hesitation. that's not enemies to lovers, that's a literal global disaster waiting to happen.

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@astrewinchester the people saying The Deep is bigger, maybe it's because he's lankier than Jensen? and more definition? doesn't change the fact Jensen is jacked. and he trained just to play Solider Boy before being told the costume was padded

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@deanwkisser he'd probably hand roll them himself too, he doesn't want any bullshit fillers from Big Nic™️

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@SKUBBING Sam brought this upon themself. it's their own damn fault for giving the oversized toddler an iPad

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@skylarusi @STEFANIANIGHT a turducken is actually a Turkey, a chicken and a duck... Americans frighten me as a Canadian

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@bamfsasstiel hasn't Dean been flirting with basically everyone in existence since like season 1? he was obviously flirting with the mullet tech whizz guy(i cannot remember his name, but everyone knows who im talking about) with that wink and the bottle.

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@BakuganVEdits @Starz_artzz @Ember_arab Keith David had to have been blessed by Apollo with those pipes of his, i swear. let that man sing, he literally has the most memorable song from Princess and the frog. there is a lack of Keith David roles where he gets to sing.

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@punprincess321 @woofknight and the weirdest part is is that depending on the myth, Dionysus either bursts out of a gash on Zeus's thigh or directly out of his balls. unless we bring the creation of the Minotaur or Zeus turning into a swan to seduce a woman(and succeeding). because wtf?